ABOVE: NFTs are like the worst side of the art world — with the art part removed. Bitcoin is like money told a tasteless joke.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gasp-inducing peek at young James Franciscus, what the Janet doc was missing, Grindr gone and more...

ABOVE: He's got a couple of good points.

BELOW: Keep reading for Dave Chappelle trashing trans women (again), one of the worst NYC cop spox goes down, Tina Turner sells out (in a good way) and more ...

ABOVE: Chris Meloni liked a tweet of mine yesterday, so excuse me, but I'm spending most of today touching myself.

BELOW: Keep reading for the bisexual Nazi, a touching AIDS Memorial post and more ...

ABOVE: No unity with Nazis and Nazi sympathizers.

BELOW: RIP Mark Bingham's mom, Joe Exotic unloads on corrupt Trump, Rep. Maloney wants Parler investigated by the FBI and more ...

ABOVE: A different kind of hunk.

BELOW: Keep reading for Pietro Boselli's naked ass, a Shawn Mendes doc, Trump's latest tax scandal and more ...

ABOVE: Cover boy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a short subect long on nudity, Barr in the hot seat, Schiff's big hire to nail Trump on his finances, Mueller's letter of objection to Barr, NFL vet's gay family & much more ...

ABOVE: Hiding his candy.

BELOW: Chris Evans's avenging arms, the gay Republican duped into pretending he was raped by Pete Buttigieg (who needs to sue them all), Joan Collins on being a piece of asp and more ...

ABOVE: Just a simple boy with a dream.

BELOW: Keep reading for a meshy situation, Sarah Huckabee Sanders goes full fembot and more ...