ABOVE: Hiding his candy.

BELOW: Chris Evans's avenging arms, the gay Republican duped into pretending he was raped by Pete Buttigieg (who needs to sue them all), Joan Collins on being a piece of asp and more ...

ABOVE: Just a simple boy with a dream.

BELOW: Keep reading for a meshy situation, Sarah Huckabee Sanders goes full fembot and more ...

ABOVE: Richie Rose is the Aquaria of beefcake.

BELOW: Mike Hot-Pence's thighs need to be probed, trans murders spiking, gay surprise in Michigan and more ...

ABOVE: Strapping lad.

BELOW: Keep reading for a literally Big Brother contestant, the Sabrina hotties, Cesar Sayoc's stripper roommate, Trump's un-warm wlecome and more ...

Days before the all-important midterms, a clumsy attempt has been made to smear Robert Mueller using easily discredited claims of sexual impropriety.

The man presumed to be behind the scam — which has been referred to the FBI for investigation — apparently used his mommy's private number as the office number of a sham business he set up as part of the scheme.

Lying about sexual abuse ... see, the Republicans who support Trump, and Trump himself, always accuse the left of things they themselves actually will do or have done. They brayed that Christine Blasey Ford was paid to lie about her sexual abuse, and here Jacob Wohl, a 20-year-old Trumpster, is allegedly involved in just that.

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Time Magazine has immortalized Dr. Christine Blasey Ford on its new cover, coinciding with an article on how her testimony changed the country.

Meanwhile, it appears the FBI report has been completed and sent to the Senate. Fewer than 10 people were interviewed, and only senators can read the report, apparently for one hour only — no copies provided.

ABOVE: He says he's The Only Steven, and I have no reason to doubt it.

BELOW: Keep reading for manspreading, Streisand's musical attack on Trump, that hot Creed II poster, Russell Tovey on playing it gay and playing it straight, and much, more ...

ABOVE: If you like that sorta thang.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Internet reacts to Kostas Garcia nekkid, Trump wants investigation into Trump ended, gay scholar gets GoFundMe help, death of a music legend, plus more ...