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ABOVE: Charlie Puth continues to be cute as a button.

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HUNK hustled Phil Fusco into some outstanding lavender duds and the resulting images are a reminder of his hotness, and your potential hotness ...

ABOVE: Meet you in the middle.

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ABOVE: Boz flashbacks.

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ABOVE: Seasons of lust.

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