ABOVE: Bro's seams deserve a raise.

BELOW: Keep reading for harasser of trans people gets the boot, Trump in contempt, Madonna memories and more ...

ABOVE: I always wanted to take him to Spound town.

BELOW: Keep reading for a lot of White Lotus, more Madonna/Elton, Trump and Elon's rift and more ...

Newsflash: A *lot* of 18-year-old gay men want to have sex with this. And that is okay. (Image via Twitter)

A 31-year-old gay man cleverly, cutely wrote a post on X regarding Sam Nivola's character on The White Lotus: “I can fix him.” That exploded into a huge swath of gays calling him a pedophile, parroting right-wing talking points, because the character is 18, and 18-31 is an unacceptable age gap.

Fucking bullshit.

ABOVE: It's all about the dress-undress video now.

BELOW: Keep reading for Grace Jones, Florida's drift, a little person legend dies and more ...

Benny Drama aka Benito Skinner & Rish Shah are underdressed in Overcompensating. (Image via Prime Video)

ABOVE: Overcompensating debuts May 15 on Prime Video. It's about a closeted former football player. I assume there will be some touchdown. There.

BELOW: Keep reading for Antonio Porowski, Debra Winger, a hot naked guy, Trump's child-molester bestie and more ...

ABOVE: Take - it - off.

BELOW: Keep reading for the hottest model ever, Trump's recession shrug and more ...

ABOVE: I would have liked front row for THAT.

BELOW: Keep reading for a revealing DNA cover, a heart-wrenching love story and more ...

ABOVE: I'll never get over Battle of the Network Stars.

BELOW: Keep reading for a bright spot of the MSNBC shake-up, Cynthia's big upcoming gig and more ...