ABOVE: Today would've — and could've, and should've — been the day Sal Mineo turned 84.

BELOW: Keep reading for Luke Evans and a half-nekkid tennis pro, Santos gushes over gutting of House Ethics Committee (and House ethics), movies galore and more ...

ABOVE: Remembering delicious Jean-Pierre Aumont.

BELOW: Keep reading for Playgirl revisit, McCarthy's Groundhog Day, addressing the drag meltdown and more ...

ABOVE: What else can you say?

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@hannahdukes253 Poor guy... All he wanted to do was help. Best Man Award for the Longest Fall #seattlefreeze #icestorm #internationaldistrict #seattleinternationaldistrict ♬ Funny Laugh no no no - Sound Effect

ABOVE: That's Seattle, by NYC feels it.

BELOW: Keep reading for more than your fair share of hot men, gay and Jewish glad rags, Trump's latest idiocy and more ...

ABOVE: It is, after all, the reason for the season.

BELOW: Keep reading for an all-growed-up hottie, Zelenskyy in the White House, a trans activist's suicide and more ...

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I'm still way too obsessed with Facebook Reels/TikToks. Here, a guy reveals that this pose is actually useful for two purposes.

He is here.

ABOVE: It's ... I'm gonna say ... still hot.

BELOW: Keep reading for Wonho's undies, a full-frontal Jack session, Elon's big nothingburger and more ...

ABOVE: Vintage Brad Davis will never not be jaw-dropping.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's billy club, Josh Shapiro's presidential speech and more ...