I'm carrying a torch for him. (Image via Facebook)

ABOVE: The human race is still progressing when it's sitting around and coming up with reasons to send that down a runway just for fun.

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ABOVE: My Facebook pal Glenn Scarpelli is here to show us that not all teen heartthrobs come to unsavory endings, and that sometimes — titties are forever. Glow-up!

BELOW: Keep reading for fat butts, a gay asshole who voted GOP and is now whining, why the new Village People suck (but not like THAT), plus more ...

ABOVE: Lucky towel.

BELOW: Keep reading for Gladiator II, Madame President?, Dylan Efron gets naked and more ...

ABOVE: Aw, remember him?!

BELOW: Keep reading for RIP Michael Newman, the many reasons we can't afford to fuck with Trump and more ...

ABOVE: Vintage muscle from Cornel Wilde.

Some bonus booty (Image via Mr. Man)

BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala ragging on Trump, a fake Trump assassination attempt, Bill Clinton returns to McDonald's and more ...

ABOVE: What a sweet song for the moment.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage nudity, vintage porn and all-too-current fascism ...

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ABOVE: Chad Michael Murray is offering a Magic Mike-drop with The Merry Gentlemen, an upcoming Netflix Christmas dick flick.

BELOW: Keep reading for dumb women, hot guys and a Gypsy woman ...

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Sam Elliott is 80 and has zero fucks to give. Actually, he has ONE MORE fuck to give, and gives it in this new ad urging men to get over any trepidations about voting for a woman ...