ABOVE: You know how you have some totally random, fleeting memories from extreme-early childhood that defy explanation? One of mine is recalling kids talking in hushed tones about having watched The Death of Richie on TV the night before when I was in, I think, first grade.
BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala's revenge, Trump's whining, Dave Rubin's humiliation and more ...
I'm carrying a torch for him. (Image via Facebook)
ABOVE: The human race is still progressing when it's sitting around and coming up with reasons to send that down a runway just for fun.
BELOW: Keep reading for the return of gay bookstores, a gay hate crime conviction and more ...
ABOVE: My Facebook pal Glenn Scarpelli is here to show us that not all teen heartthrobs come to unsavory endings, and that sometimes — titties are forever. Glow-up!
ABOVE: Lucky towel.
BELOW: Keep reading for Gladiator II, Madame President?, Dylan Efron gets naked and more ...
ABOVE: Aw, remember him?!
BELOW: Keep reading for RIP Michael Newman, the many reasons we can't afford to fuck with Trump and more ...
ABOVE: What a sweet song for the moment.
BELOW: Keep reading for vintage nudity, vintage porn and all-too-current fascism ...
(Images via Netflix)
ABOVE: Chad Michael Murray is offering a Magic Mike-drop with The Merry Gentlemen, an upcoming Netflix Christmas dick flick.
BELOW: Keep reading for dumb women, hot guys and a Gypsy woman ...
