ABOVE: This is how you honor Abraham Lincoln, not by being a Republican and pretending his presidency has anything in common with the current GOP.

BELOW: Keep reading for an out swimmer, Stone sentenced, Trump's lovefest with Oracle and more ...

ABOVE: They're both grrr-eat!

BELOW: Henry Cavill, the Henry Cavill fanboy; Bibi indicted; Trump's rotten Apple and more...

ABOVE: Bar nuns.

BELOW: Keep reading for Joshua Orpin's butt, Tank on how many BJs it takes to get to the center of a homosexual, Trump's anonymous tattler and more ...

ABOVE: For his thighs only.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jack Reynor's booty, the horror of Cats, the triumph of Ilhan Omar and more ...

ABOVE: Good sport.

BELOW: Keep reading for Rapinoe rapping Trump, Pride flag burner captured, bare-naked actors and more ...

ABOVE: I can see his bag!

BELOW: Keep reading for the stud who saved a gay newlywed's life, Minaj backs out, Sam Harris's new movie, another egotist running for prez and more...

ABOVE: Just one of those gaze. (More here.)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot selfies, gay history, Kevin Spacey's eight gropes, why Jussie Smollett is still in trouble and more ...

ABOVE: This ol' swinger turned 81 this week.

BELOW: Keep reading for McSteamy's McPeeny, Trump's rape accusation, how Trump's betrayed the gays, Kamala Harris's viral moment and more ...