ABOVE: Pillows, half-off.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala's plan, Lori Lightfoot's swearing-in, Mitch McConnell's threat, hanky-panky with fisting and more ...

ABOVE: Madonna received Blanche Devereaux's memo on lying down. (Glamazon!)

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna/Paula/Mariah slaying the BBMAs, Stephen Moore tanking and more ...

ABOVE: Either or both! Netflix or chill.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brandon's hot pits, Jussie fallout, Michelle's achievement and more ...

Rep. Dar'shun Kendrick (D-Georgia) has decided to give men what they want — governmental regulation of the human body!

That's why she is spearheading a Testicular Bill of Rights, which would require men to receive permission from their partners before using Viagra, ban vasectomies, make raw-dogging assault and more.

The real reason she's pushing this dead-on-arrival legislation is to call attention to HB 481, a Georgia bill that would outlaw abortion once a heartbeat is detectable — which means it would all but outlaw abortion, since most women don't even realize they're pregnant by that point. She told Rolling Stone HB 481 is absurdly unconstitutional, but on purpose:

ABOVE: Oscars all around!

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked favorite, a gallery of HOT-ness, a gay American Idol heart-tugger, Pelosi on impeachment and much more ...

God, she was 4 years older than I am now?! (Image via video still)

This 54-year-old woman from Kentucky was on an '80s ep of Card Sharks, on which she declared herself to be NOT a women's libber because she likes to be “”handled ...

ABOVE: That golden glow.

BELOW: Keep reading for a remembrance of a young gay man lost to cancer, good news out of Africa, a provocative new gay short and more ...

Damares Alves (Image via video still)

As terrible as things are in the U.S., Brazil's got it worse — their new president, Jair Bolsonaro, is an insane religious zealot who despises gay people, and his newly-installed Minister of Human Rights, Family & Women, Damares Alves, is even nuttier ...