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An example of Tom of Finland's early work (Image via Physique Pictorial)

I'm a fan of the art of Touko Laaksonen, so the new film Tom of Finland — his professional name as an erotic-art illustrator — was so far up my alley it was practically parked in my garage ...

If you can't lick 'im...

I'm not really one of Tom's Men, but I do love his work...and his stamps!

Leo DiCaprio busts a move.

THIS BLOGGER IS SUCH A SELL-OUT.

Robyn to release mini-album with Royksopp May 26.

Madonna as Furby, and a Madonna-fueled orgy.

A Game of Thrones pre-wedding, two-person feast costs $1,200.

You don't got she-mail anymore.

Obama taps Gene Robinson for Easter prayer breakfast.

Christian Sanchez (below) looks even hotter naked.

Good Christian!