ABOVE: 'Member this cutie?

BELOW: Sexy queer shirt, naked reporter, senseless Trump and more ...

ABOVE: A real swinger.

You'll see more of the piked spiker below. (Image via video still)

BELOW: Hot stuff, RIP James Chance, Boebert gets Beetlejuice-ed and more  ...

ABOVE: I never see posters like THIS.

BELOW: Keep reading for hot rodent men, a Traitor-ous plea, a SCOTUS abortion ruling and more ...

Hope floats. (Image by Joan Crisol for Modus Vivendi)

ABOVE: Modus Vivendi's Boudoir Swimwear line — it's a tie!

Spread the joy. (Image via Charlie by MZ)

P.S. Charlie by MZ's Iconic Swim series ain't chopped liver, either.

BELOW: Keep reading for Bomer, Dr. Phil, James Earl Hardy, queer tunes and more ...

ABOVE: Dan is a favorite.

BONUS: Happy Pride!

BELOW: Keep reading for Pride-packed stories and more ...

ABOVE: The forever HOT Gary Cooper.

BELOW: Keep reading for a half-naked boxer, an all-naked Dane, Trump's bad and good days in court and more ...

ABOVE: Does anyone else remember pining for Doug Barr?!

BELOW: Keep reading for hot photos, the late Duane Eddy, a soaking-wet hero and more ...

ABOVE: An unimaginably light-hearted journey for David Archuleta — a few years back, he seemed destined to be closeted forever!

BELOW: Keep reading for the murder of a puppy probably killed Kristi Noem's political career, T.J. Osborne comes out as gay and more ...