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ABOVE: This is fascism.

BELOW: Keep reading for a LOT about SNL, Musk's latest rat dropped five months ago, Lady Bunny's in heat for Luigi Mangione and more ...

ABOVE: Never-before-seen Joan Rivers test material that really ... goes there.

BONUS: Jane asked me for $50, checked my Venmo expenditures, then six minutes later asked for $25. This is why she has lasted so long — she adapts to change well. And change is all I have left.

The morning after ... (Images via gmail)

BELOW: Keep reading for hot guys, Parton food confab, Melania's sudden abortion fandom and more ...

ABOVE: One of the handsomest.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nicholas Galiztine and Taylor Zakhar Perez's dick humor and more ...

I feel like I could build a pied-à-terre in those tits. (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Beyoncé's onetime bodyguard is still at it.

BELOW: Keep reading for art, Biden's big bucks and more ...

ABOVE: ... God?

BELOW: Keep reading for pits 'n' tits, Mike Johnson's monkeypox problem and more ...

ABOVE: Who knew Ed Begley's got the goods?! More here.

Bonus hotness (Image by Matthew Rettenmund — more here)

BELOW: Keep reading for mayhem in Michigan, Paxton acquitted, Russell Brand accused and more ...

ABOVE: Does he give you a Woody?

BELOW: Gay coach, death of the ultimate lesbian mommy, guy with the best pecs ever and more ...

ABOVE: Remembering the wonderful Katherine Helmond, born on this day.

BELOW: Lukas Gage, Mondaire Jones, Belinda Carlisle & more ...