ABOVE: We don't speak of Stuart Whitman enough.

Bonus pic: Oscar nominee Paul Mescal, who gave one of 2022's very best perfs, is 27 today. (Image via Twitter)

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ABOVE: Instagram makes the removal of the good parts reminiscent of early beefcake photography.

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ABOVE: The shorts never stood a chance.

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ABOVE: A li'l leather.

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ABOVE: Colin at 18.

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ABOVE: Dad.

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ABOVE: I love when movie musclemen turn out to have been physique posers, too.

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ABOVE: What a may-unh!

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