ABOVE: Happy 70th to Mandy Patinkin and his tucus!

BELOW: Keep reading for Madison Cawthorn's last stand, Hakeem Jeffries rising and more ...

ABOVE: How much is your Bill Cable?

BELOW: Keep reading for a dick slip, Trump's crumbly defense and more ...

More Dems like this, please. (Image via video still)

Pete Buttigieg trounced his duplicitous interrogator on a Fox News appearance, laying out why the outrage over a SCOTUS justice being protested in public is not worthy of so much hand-wringing ...

Nuts to that! (Image via Fox News)

Tucker Carlson, that defender of machismo, has put his name on a new Fox News special that hand-wrings over GULP The End of Men.

The visuals suggest men could end because they wind up fucking only each other, but I'm not sure that's what he was going for ...

The joke's on us. (Image via Twitter)

ABOVE: Lil Nas X gets into the April Fools' spirit.

BELOW: Jen Psaki to leave the White House, Caitlyn hired by Fox News, Democratic House votes to decriminalize pot and more ...

 

 

 

 

 

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ABOVE: That, my friend, is a cover.

Bonus shot from here: “Are you sure this is how Keith Haring got started?!”

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden not backtracking on Putin, Will Smith's mom enters the conversation, Madison Cawthorn's questionable orgy comment about to be questioned, how the DOJ is asleep at the wheel and more ...

Can you name all the musical women on this 1981 Toshiba EMI promotional poster?! I'll post the key later. pic.twitter.com/QtblgLfFf7

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) March 9, 2022

ABOVE: Take a stab, and do follow me on Twitter. (Answers here.)

BELOW: Keep reading for Dylan O'Brien, Marlon Brando and Chris Evans hotness; Garland promising January 6 will be avenged; Trump raging at windmills and more  ...

ABOVE: If you've never heard of Van Williams, here's your intro.

Bonus Van (Image via publicity still)

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden vs. Putin, anti-gay Chechen gets offed, a voice of reason at Fox News, queer history at the SAGs and more ...