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ABOVE: Something smells.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jeremy Allen Tightie-Whities (okay, they're gray), disastrous polling for anti-queer nutjob in North Carolina and more ...

ABOVE: The underwear.

Bonus bum — my OnlyFans photography is here!  (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

BELOW: Keep reading for (what else?) more booty, Wendy Williams's dire diagnosis and more ...

ABOVE: That is a may-un.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot model, a gay apologia, book bannings, Madonna as art and more ...

Brokeback molehill. They adapted the movie from this. (Image via movie still)

ABOVE: God, I love Earl Holliman. He turns 95 today. More b'days HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for 9/11 bitterness and receipts, the evil of people like Trump and Santos, male models and more ...

He'd have no problems hitchhiking. (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: They call him Quadzilla.

BELOW: Keep reading for Matteo Lane's engagement, a killer butt-and-bulge combo, more Red, White & Royal Blue and LOTS of other stuff ...

ABOVE: Red-hot James Brolin is — gulp — 83 this week!

BELOW: Keep reading for body positivity, positively body-ody-ody, Barbie positivity and more...

ABOVE: He was a real swinger.

Flashback — they don't make 'em like this anymore ... (Image via AVO)

BELOW: Keep reading for Andrew Tate, Hunter Biden & Trump going down (at different levels), gay man set ablaze, Elton's last stand and more ...

Does this make it look fat? (Image courtesy of Effenberger Couture)

ABOVE: Effenberger Couture — when you're through being subtle.

BELOW: Olympic OnlyFans, a slice of (fake?!) LGBTQ history, a lying Christian  ...