There's a winner in you — or perhaps you'd rather have the loser?! (GIF via GIPHY)
ABOVE: French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati had good news and bad news — good news, hung like a horse; bad news, his cock cost him success at the Olympics.
BELOW: Keep reading for the Olympics, the Kamalympics and more ...
ABOVE: Not so surprisingly, Trump is trying to get out of debating Kamala Harris.
ABOVE: Happy 84th to James Brolin and his tightie-whities!
BELOW: Keep reading for an embarrassing arrest, porn portraiture, Biden's diagnosis and more ...
ABOVE: Billy Campbell, a forever dream.
Bonus booty (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)
BELOW: Keep reading for my chat with Randy Wicker, how France shocked the world (in a good way) and more ...
ABOVE: Instagram felt these images of Gil Bellows might go against their guidelines and warned me to consider removing them. All the more reason to keep them. A theme.
BELOW: Keep reading for the loss of a modeling trailblazer, the Biden issue and more ...
ABOVE: Bryan Cranston forever!
BELOW: Keep reading for Dark Brandon, Mark Ruffalo, Rock Hudson and more ...
ABOVE: Patrick Dempsey was always a snack.
BELOW: All of Us Strangers covers Out, not the new French PM's cakes and more...
