ABOVE: David Charvet is aging like a fine chardonnay.

BELOW: Keep reading for shameless nudity, gay Croatian Eurovision flap, RFK Jr. handed his parasite-riddled ass plus more ...

ABOVE: Bea Arthur forever.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cooper Koch for Calvin Klein, Sam Shahid on Calvin Klein, Jake Tapper's spending his energy on fighting Biden and not Trump, plus more ...

Put a ring around it. (Image via HAVEN Boxing and Danse Theatre)

ABOVE: Brooklyn-based HAVEN Boxing and Danse Theatre Surreality presents Staying Strong Sundays: Boxing & Art, a free boxing workshop with a performance. More on the dates HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy, intimate look at self-care, Trump's latest outrages and more ...

ABOVE: A gift.

BELOW: Keep reading for President Beshear, Trump cozying up to (!) Libya, Barry Diller's wife has her say and more ...

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ABOVE: Hammy's version of a hole pic is literal.

BELOW: Keep reading for operatic beef, Violet Chachki's commanding new video, Benson Boone Jr. and more ...

(Images via Mr. Man)

Via Mr. Man:

Neigh? I don’t think so. Today we’re saying yay to the most horse-hung actors on the planet, in celebration of the Kentucky Derby on May 3. Why not? This is a day that’s all about big things (big hats, big cocks) so why wouldn’t we round up the most well-endowed actors who have shared their gifts with the word? We never look a gift horse-hung cock in the mouth.

So what's in store for you size queens today? Arguably the most hung actor we've ever seen, Tom Mercier, just delivered his third frontal scene. This means that he's shown cock in every one of his nude roles. Our kind of man. Plus, he's a grower and a shower, which we know because he gets visibly excited on camera after touching himself in Synonyms.

Patrick Schwarzenegger got in on the fun with his frontal nude scene in the first episode of The White Lotus Season 3. He’s about as long as his name, and we love it.

Parker Marx is an adult star who goes both ways. He gets into it with a chick in his porn flick Corn and has sex with a man in Sweat. The gay porn star Boomer Banks lends his famous uncut cock to the comedy Unfinished Business. Ben Affleck didn't get the nanny on his own! He had the help of his hung cock, which he flashed in Gone Girl. And of course we have Michael Fassbender. Of course. 

These gents are just the tip, and we know you can handle the whole thing. Keep scrolling for all the horse-hung cock you can handle during the Kentucky Derby. Go, Kentucky Derby?

ABOVE: I've posted him before, but JFC.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy Tony Ward tells all (or most!), three sexy Spirit Tunnel dances of late and more  ...

ABOVE: Happy birthday to enduringly hot Steve Bond!

BELOW: Keep reading for Kanye's gay-sex song revelation, a jockstrap for the ages, Nancy Mace continuing to be a cunt and more ...