[CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM THEME PLAYS ♫] @CarmanTse @gkla @RooneyMcNibNug @J_Derm pic.twitter.com/nU0ZPDuwqn

— Mr Red Ghost (@Mr_Ghostly) July 26, 2016

This is so endearing (above): Bernie dropped his speech an hour before dropping the mic.

This is so not endearing: The irony of those privileged girls taping SILENCED over their big mouths. (If only!)

Sanders supporters must decide if it's Hillary or bust ... and some will choose bust.

Bernie is moving on, and doing so right over Donald Trump's sorry ass:

 

Never tweet. https://t.co/DKvAhbDWqe

— Bernie Sanders (@BernieSanders) July 26, 2016

Why Gary Johnson is all kinds of NO.

Markos of Daily Kos sums up the first night of the DNC: “This is my party. This is our party. This is America's party.” 

So tonight's last five DNC speakers - a black First Lady, a white Senator, a Muslim congressman, a Jewish Senator and an Irish-American pol

— Michael Cohen (@speechboy71) July 26, 2016

Sarah Palin act like she has a substance-abuse issue, or at least, she says stuff like it: “Suck it up, cupcake!” (Maybe she meant snort?) Let's give McCain back to Vietnam.

This is the kinda header every POTUS candidate dreams of: “No, Hillary Clinton Is NOT Going to Be Indicted on Federal Racketeering Charges.”

DNC blows off Bernie Sanders campaign's demand that Barney Frank & Dannel Malloy be ousted from key national committees.

Gary Johnson & running mate William Weld are 2016's Libertarian ticket. If they win, their policy is probably, “You're on your own, idiots.”

Polls pitting Trump vs. Hillary look a lot like the final results of 2012 electoral college, which is good news for not-Trump.

Judge unseals documents in Trump U case. Trump had called out the judge—a judge—as “a hater.”

Donald Trump says the Hispanic judge overseeing the case against his fake university is a 'hater' https://t.co/GF7hLSxGgb

— ThinkProgress (@thinkprogress) May 28, 2016