ABOVE: What ugly swimsuits?!

BELOW: Keep reading for an ex-gay ex-porn star running for office as a men's rights advocate, incentive to keep your eyes on Milo's thighs, an anti-gay cretin resigns in disgrace and more ...

ABOVE: Someone remix the above, because I feel like dancing. My mom is FINALLY getting her first shot today, and I hope I will get mine by April or — apparently — May.

BELOW: Keep reading for white-hot Calvin Klein poses, Marjorie Taylor Greene's latest dipshit move, Greg in Hollywood takes a break and more ...

ABOVE: He and his shadow.

BELOW: Keep reading for a trans wrestling star, the QAnon Shaman shorn, a kinky guy in NYC using you to get his kicks and more ...

Happy feet (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Robert Farah — and others — proves that tennis players were made for social media.

BELOW: Keep reading for Biden's pro-trans Week 1 action, Matthew Camp speaking out on the attempt on his life, Hawley whining about cancel culture, a major Senate development and more ...

ABOVE: And this woman doubled down on it!

BELOW: Keep reading for the definition of treason (and of stupidity), Melania snubbing Jill, Biden snubbing the Keystone XL pipeline and more ...

ABOVE: I could use some repairs.

BELOW: Keep reading for more on that career-ending gay orgy, a Republican baby-seller, gay Christmas stories that are as gay as Christmas and more ...

ABOVE: Daddy of your dreams Ed Harris was born on this day. More if you follow here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tyler Posey's bare ass, an Adonis Lounge cover stud, Trump losing even worse, Michael B. Jordan branching out into OnlyFans, the annual Steve Grand calendar is (almost) here and more ...

ABOVE: Sun's out ...

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of Eddie Van Halen, those arresting McCloskeys and Trump's swirl down the drain ...

My hard drive died — the day I was set to go online and order my new iMac. Because of that, I'm operating in a limited capacity for a brief spell ...