ABOVE: Counting down the days.

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ABOVE: Check out Socialite Life for your daily Insta-boner.

BELOW: Keep reading for a gay Nutcracker travesty, Kid Rock's hard-on for Oprah, Trump's first effort to throw Giuliani under the bus and more ...

ABOVE: Garrett Clayton's back.

BELOW: Nick Jonas's furry nips, Alan Ritchson's hairless booty, Pete Buttigieg calls critical journalist and more ...

ABOVE: They're both grrr-eat!

BELOW: Henry Cavill, the Henry Cavill fanboy; Bibi indicted; Trump's rotten Apple and more...

ABOVE: I'm a glasses-half-full kinda guy.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brian J. Smith's sexy kissing scenes, Roger Stone found stone-cold guilty, Lena Waithe announces secret wedding ceremony and more ...

ABOVE: Meshin' around.

BELOW: Keep reading for rugby booty, Eric Trump's alone-time with Michael Jackson, gruesome details about the death of an actor and more ...

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Tulsi Gabbard is a Syrian asset and a tool — anything but a Democrat — and she's seen in this embarrassing 1998 Hawaiian TV ad with her family, who were arguing vociferously against gay marriage.

She hasn't changed, though her voting record is much brighter — she just switched parties in blue Hawaii ...

ABOVE: Hot (master-) piece!

BELOW: Keep reading for a Brie Larson-fueled gay wedding proposal, Trump turning on Bolton, death of the Grand Ole Gal of the South and one helluva tight end  ...