ABOVE: This is my recipe for soup.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hairy chest for the ages, Ed Buck gets his comeuppance, Dua Lipa disavows DaBaby, Nancy Pelosi calls a moron a moron and more ...

ABOVE: We can work it out.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Lego head-scratcher, a brutal anti-gay crime, a winning pooch, a hungry whale and more ...

ABOVE: My caption is true.

BELOW: Keep reading for the original MLB gay hero, a swig of gay beer, a little Change of Sex and more ...

ABOVE: Which reminds me — I have a private roof area!

BELOW: She did it that May, Hawley gets Randy Rainbowed, Orange Is the New Black couple welcomes a baby and more ...

ABOVE: Sleek.

BELOW: Keep reading for historical homos, Milo casting off his perversion, a fully bi Deadpool and more ...

Chris & Neil with two Ciccone youth (All images via Instagram @chrisneilandmadonna)

Australians Chris and Neil (inset) — self-described obsessed Madonna fans since 1983 — tied the knot with what I must say is one of the only Madonna-themed weddings of which I have ever heard!

Calling it The Virgin Wedding, the two exchanged vows with anything but solemnity, paying homage to their shared worship of Madonna, a love that seems to have thawed out what may never have been particularly scared, and what I doubt was ever measurably cold — they seem too warm and wild to fit that description.

It's lovely watching the video below of the drag artist because it really shows off how game their guests were — family and friends from different generations — some of whom probably could not have imagined attending a gay wedding, let alone this gay a wedding, back in the day!

ABOVE: Sure, he wasn't the nicest, but Ryan O'Neal was fun to look at. Today, he's 80.

BELOW: Keep reading for a major gay milestone (Knottt!), Ted Nugent announcing he has COVID-19, the united Democratic push for D.C. statehood and to de-criminalize marijuana on the federal level and more ...

ABOVE: Incredible story, and image.

BELOW: Keep reading for a coming-out, Biden's executive orders on gun control, a mass shooting with a famous perp, Maluma's sweaty workout and more ...