ABOVE: Come follow me here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Mike Arlen, Doctor Who, Kamala and more ...

ABOVE: Cheryl Hines's transformation awaits!

BELOW: Keep reading for Alexander Ludwig, the story of Saugatuck, Facebook's new fake (entertainment) news and more ...

ABOVE: I find his set-ups — he does this over and over to women, men, young women, young men, old women, old men — endlessly entertaining.

BELOW: Keep reading for a peach, good polls for Kamala, a furious grandma and more ...

ABOVE: Trump really pulled a boner at the National Association of Black Journalists event today — legendary self-immolation. More below.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's spectacular flame-out in Chicago, Joel Kim Booster nude and more ...

ABOVE: Greek is the first Orthodox country to legalize same-sex marriage. Major step forward.

BELOW: Keep reading for Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Fani Willis, Madonna & more ...

ABOVE: Yule log.

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ABOVE: If you can pull off this look, do.

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ABOVE: I originally embedded a fuller image of this guy using IG, but it would appear his monster endowment — even clothed — led to its removal. Here he is on TikTok.

BELOW: Keep reading for gay comics, yet another mass shooting, Cheyenne Jackson's raunchy tribute to Leslie Jordan and more ...