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Al Corley's 64th is tomorrow, and that makes him a Fleshback candidate. He's definitely one of the sexiest blonds of the '80s, and he made some great tunes.

Check out his classic Steven Carrington scene from Dynasty:

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That's the premise of this Blade piece, in which I'm quoted.

Together. pic.twitter.com/H6rQBIy3Vf

— Jason Ebeyer (@jasonebeyer) May 21, 2020

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