ABOVE: Never forget Mandy Patinkin's greatest asset.

BELOW: Keep reading for one of DNA's hottest covers, George Santos digging his own grave and more ...

She also seems to dress him for sexy time. (Image via Facebook)

ABOVE: Woman puts husband through fake yoga positions just to show off his stuff.

BELOW: Keep reading for Zane Phillips, Ted Cruz's dick obsession and more ...

ABOVE: Dad.

Bonus pic: A half-drag, half-male-presenting poser circa 1915-1925 (Images courtesy of Peter Miller/New York)

BELOW: Keep reading for the death of Rosalynn Carter, a hot hunk with rhythm, gay and illegal and more ...

Your heart: “And I — OOP!” (Image via selfie)

ABOVE: It seems Heartstopper star Joe Locke wanted us to remember Kit Connor wasn't the only cutie on the series.

BELOW: Keep reading for Glen Powell's butt, a tennis stud's package, a book that calls Will Smith a demonic buttfucker and more ...

ABOVE: Mom always said don't ball in the house.

BELOW: Keep reading for a way to help Joe Putignano's surviving husband, DeSantis's thin skin, a tender tribute to a late actor and more ...

ABOVE: One day, we'll have a president who shook his ass on TikTok and Instagram.

BELOW: Keep reading for a love muscle (nearly) exposed, the new reality of reality, gay-parenting made difficult and more ...

(Image via Instagram/video still)

ABOVE: Tits 'n' pits.

A seasonal (!) tintype from the collection of Peter Miller/New York

BELOW: Keep reading for Matthew Perry, Taiwan Pride, the return of lynch mobs and more ...

ABOVE: A terrific speech by President Biden.

Bonus boobies (Image via video still)

BELOW: Keep reading for the pornstar Disney star, a memoir about being gay and Chinese, the fate of Pulse decided and more ...