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Disgraced former Rep. George Santos has been sentenced to seven years in prison for fraud — specifically, felony wire fraud and aggravated identity theft. He will begin serving his time by July 25, and must also immediately pay $373,000 in restitution.

The pathological liar cried while his sentence was read.

The big ol' swindler said:

I betrayed the confidence entrusted to me by constituents, donors, colleagues and this court.

So remember this when he, years from now, claims he wasn't really guilty.

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BREAKING: LOL! Trumper George Santos just got fooled by a prankster into filming a video in support of NAMBLA, the North American Man/Boy Love Association. The prankster paid him on Cameo to create a video message dedicated to a “friend” named NAMBLA🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WtjjV2v4gD

— 📿🏳️‍🌈Henry Amador-Batten (@AmadorBatten) April 23, 2024

ABOVE: George Santos loves ... NAMBLA. Old joke, since I don't think anyone's heard of this group in 2024! But I AM old, so I died laughing. Died.

BONUS PIC: Jonathan Schaech ... WTF?!

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