ABOVE: August 19 is Piece of Ass day, with Gerald McRaney, John Stamos and Peter Gallagher all blowing. Out candles.

BELOW: Keep reading for a D.C. gay-bashing, Santos pleads guilty, Kamala winning over conservatives and more ...

BREAKING: LOL! Trumper George Santos just got fooled by a prankster into filming a video in support of NAMBLA, the North American Man/Boy Love Association. The prankster paid him on Cameo to create a video message dedicated to a “friend” named NAMBLA🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/WtjjV2v4gD

— 📿🏳️‍🌈Henry Amador-Batten (@AmadorBatten) April 23, 2024

ABOVE: George Santos loves ... NAMBLA. Old joke, since I don't think anyone's heard of this group in 2024! But I AM old, so I died laughing. Died.

BONUS PIC: Jonathan Schaech ... WTF?!

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BELOW: Keep reading for a surprisingly peachy peach, Trump's latest woes and more ...

ABOVE: Double your pleasure, double your fun. Speaking of which, this is an extra-incestuous post today because:

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BELOW: Darryl Stephens, the state of contraception in the U.S., a shocking gay double-murder and more ...

ABOVE: Happy 63rd, Henry Rollins.

BELOW: Keep reading for the sentencing of Sgt. Miles, Moms for Liberty figure outed as formerly cool hang, Fani Willis in danger and more ...

ABOVE: A rare actor from Hollywood's Golden Age who sported back hair (sometimes).

BELOW: Keep reading for sweaty ass, Santos in his flop era and more ...

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ABOVE: More of him after the jump.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's insurrection, a Black gay Republican who's unhappy his racist and homophobic party rejects him and more ...

ABOVE: This is painfully true.

More here. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

BELOW: Keep reading for the Pope, a new gay mystery, the very unmysterious Andy Cohen and more ...

ABOVE: Follow Walter for more.

Bonus image: Late 1800s cabinet card of actor G. Paul Smith as Susan B. Anthony. What a drag! (Image from the collection of Peter Miller/New York)

BELOW: Keep reading for Democratic victories, Santos collecting coins, sleep-around Kenneth Walsh and more ...