ABOVE: A mom's love is king.

BELOW: Keep reading for details about the alleged Georgia school shooter, Dick Cheney's choice and more ...

ABOVE: Raquel Welch gets a li'l catty about Mae West, but it sounds like they had a healthy rivalry going!

BELOW: Keep reading for good Kamala news, hot menz, shooter's dad arrested and more ...

ABOVE: Happy 93rd to gay-adjacent Mitzi Gaynor! This number never fails to make me laugh. I love it.

BELOW: Keep reading for twerking, marriage, movies bombing and more ...

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ABOVE: Tim Scott got married (!) Saturday.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sex-work movie, Pommel Horse Guy forever and more ...

There's a winner in you — or perhaps you'd rather have the loser?! (GIF via GIPHY)

ABOVE: French pole vaulter Anthony Ammirati had good news and bad news — good news, hung like a horse; bad news, his cock cost him success at the Olympics.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Olympics, the Kamalympics and more ...

ABOVE: Still sad to ponder.

BELOW: Keep reading for all the latest on the Biden/Harris --> Harris/TBD swap, Richard Simmons's last photo and more ...

@joellibedny Sorry not sorry i love @SPAM®️Brand @Hormel Foods @SPAM®️ Museum #spam #tsa #fyp ♬ Funny Song - Funny Song Studio & Sounds Reel

ABOVE: I don't know why, but this strikes me as so gay.

BELOW: Keep reading for Brian J. Smith, a feckless gay GOPer, a Black man pining for Jim Crow and more ...

ABOVE: Just wow.

BELOW: Keep reading for a big dick, a gay-panicky cop and more ...