If you like electropop, I can't see how you will come away from Corey TuT's Sparks album dissatisifed.

I can imagine almost any of our favorite divas singing the title cut (yes, including Debbie Gibson)— but would rather just let Corey do it ...

This kinda sums up how the cast and creatives feel about each other. (All images by Matthew Rettenmund)

It must've been the call of the wild, but I came out of hibernation for the BearCity 3 premiere in NYC tonight, held at the SVA Theatre as a gala to benefit PFLAG.

The poster's like “Where's Dildo?” — here, the handsome Matthew Montelongo & friend.

Cast member — and All Male, All Nude director — Gerald McCullouch was the one who invited me, and when Daddy tells you to do something, you do it.

Gregory Gunter, director Doug Langway & Stephen Guarino 

The very funny film about love, lust, parenting and laughter, directed by Doug Langway, stars Kathy Najimy, Daniel Franzese, Stephen Guarino, Chris Salvatore, Joe Conti, Gregory Gunter, Matthew Montelongo, Brian Keane, J. Andrew Mullins, Bruce Howard Seeds, Jay Arseno, Richmond Chandler and many more, but for my money, the MVP is Guarino, one of the funniest people I've ever met.

Guarino & McCullouch, who should become professional auctioneers ... see below.

Also hysterical was the story the warm and fuzzy Gunter told me while praising my blog. He'd already greeted me on impact, and then confessed he'd been sending all these gay links from my blog to a friend on Facebook, only to discover way, way into the process that he was sending it to a straight dude in Canada with the same name. When I asked what the guy said about it eventually, Greg joked, “'Don't ever come to Canada. And I have a boner.'”

Cute couple! J. Andrew Mullins (R) reprises his role of Jimmy and also executive produced

I think I was caught checking out the white-jeansed booty of one of these attendees ...

Brian Keane & Guarino bask in the glow of completing a threequel.

Hair ya go!

Hot pieces abounded in all shapes and sizes.

A woman came.

A summary of BearCity 3, in case you need some catching up from the first two (via the BearCity 3 team):

After a continuing losing streak that started at the altar, Roger tries to claw out of financial ruin and into the arms of Tyler. But Jay, Ty's hunky Fire Chief partner is not letting that flame blaze. Meanwhile, fireworks explode when Fred's obsessive tinkering on their bear documentary conflicts with Brent's baby prep and the unwavering due date of their new born. Mama Bear Michael faces major challenges and finds that love comes in all colors, shapes and sizes. Join us as we take one final adventure into the woods with the BearCity gang, where romance can sometimes be hairy but ultimately worth every hilarious, sometimes painful and all-consuming moment.

Great movie, great party and a great event to raise cash for PFLAG — which is $500 richer from an impromptu auctionioning of a gift bag prior to the screening, sweetened by a promise that McCullouch would date the winner. “He's hung!” Guarino shouted, driving the price higher.

Mom would be proud.

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we don't take enough vacations as an entire family in my household ... we see each other frequently, but not all together and in one place. i'm sure after the next 10 days I might be able to say why. family cattle drive in Wyoming. City Slickers going out into the prairie. should be amazing. could be family at it's "finest". nah, I'm very excited. I'll take a few photos to share with you upon return while I am blissfully out of touch. love is love is love is love is love luh y'all. Yeehaw.

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COWPOKE: Charlie Carver's ten-gallon hot.

PEC-TACULAR: Huge chest, with a sprinkling of hair, please.

WHICH HALF?: Diplo confesses he's half gay.

Go-Go-ing, Go-Go-ing, gone (Video still via Jimmy Fowlie)

GO-GO BOY INTERRUPTED: Their Gay pride—what a shame!

HE'S YOUR DADDY: Gerald McCullouch's Daddy is out now, including director commentary, deleted scenes & more.

Daddy's here (Film still via Breaking Glass)

SPEAKING OF DADDIES: He'll do nicely.

MEANS BUSINESS: The new JOR Underwear ad campaign is tight.

(Image via JOR Underwear)

AUSTIN MAHONE: The hot, less douchey Bieber.

HOT JOCK: James Haskell in his swimsuit.

CALLAN BERGMANN: He wants money ... for his Broadway Bares page. Give till it hurts.

 

Only a few hours left to donate to my #BroadwayBares #stripathon page! Now is the time!!! Dig deep and let's raise as much money as we can for this amazing cause. (Link in my bio.) And come check out the show on Sunday night. I won't be dancing this year, but I will be there helping out!! You won't want to miss it!!! xoxo @bcefa

A photo posted by Callan Bergmann (@callanjb) on Jun 16, 2016 at 4:41pm PDT

Here comes Gerald McCullouch's Daddy!

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ABOVE: Twerking FAIL.

Anna Wintour & Sarah Jessica Parker LOL at men's Met Ball blunders.

Son of Hilter's art dealer dies @ 81; 1,000s of works' future uncertain.

National Enquirer's tragic final days...in Florida.

Justin Bieber responds to Seth “Rogan”'s diss.

Cher on new Wu-Tang album???

Soccer stud in the shower!

AWWW!-INSPIRING: Viral same-sex marriage proposal.

2 members of prog-rock band Cynic come out.

HOOLIGANS: Morrissey tackled onstage (1:00 mark on).

Derrick Gordon & Gerald McCullouch bring out racist troll commenters:

Not Instinct's fault, but can't this level of inappropriateness be deleted?

Putin has now banned swearing in Mother(fucking) Russia.

Madonna working (hARd) with Diplo on her new CD.

ONE gay marriage is legal in Indiana, indefinitely.

Soviet acting star Tatiana Samoilova dies @ 80.

Gay singer Ryan Dolan hoping to transform his bod.

Genderfuck The Fault in Our Stars poster.

Gaga disapproves of Katy Perry bashing...

...except for when SHE does it:

Dave Franco seemingly confused by James's raunchy selfies.

Gratuitously sexxxy Brett Favre pix from 1991.

Artist Eddie Jelinet designed this, and this is his art-show (cock)teaser.

This puts the show in art show.

One-trick pony

Sexy boner-juggler Jamie Stroud is sexy porn actor Chip Tanner.

Steve Wiles, a Democratic drag queen turned anti-gay Republican, loses NC primary.

Clay Aiken in close NC primary race—leading by less than 1%.

Daddy: The Movie producer dating 22-y.o. Derrick Gordon.

South Africa wages war on anti-gay and gender-based violence.

3-minute time-lapse film of L.A. is breathtaking. 

Rather amazing short film on female body hair.

Philly man beaten to death by Grindr trick.

James St. James's open letter to freed killer Michael Alig.

Click here if you care about queer books.

Anti-feminist Shailene Woodley is incest-curious.

Donald Sterling's side-piece V Stiviano is a grifter.

Willow Smith, 13, in bed with actor, 20. Just...in bed.

Dustin Lance Black will speak at alma mater after all.

Madonna's crazy? Prince won't even swear anymore!

Obama & Dems' polling ticks upward.

“Gone” was for Michael Jackson, not *NSYNC.

Prince William flew coach.

Jon Hamm worked in the porn biz, calls it “soul-crushing.”