The Freud of it all! (GIF via GIPHY)

Gr8erDays on IG's Mantique of the Day for December 2 was — well, I couldn't choose just one. But one of them was Dan Gauthier. The other was this dude.

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ABOVE: Never forget that butt-out shoot Keanu did.

BELOW: Keep reading for Stephen Amell/asshole, NYC battered by Ida, the Supreme Court lets Texas's insane anti-abortion law stand (for now), Colton Underwood's new daddy and more ...

Nice bush (GIF via GIPHY

Gr8erDays on IG's Mantique of the Day is yet another Tarzan, this one 83-year-old Ron Ely.

Ely has had a terrible last few years, but in his glory days, he was a specimen, and one of the sweetest of the many, many Tarzans.

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ABOVE: I've had about 800 follows in a single day on my Gr8erDays IG — a huge and welcome surprise, as it's a lot of (fun) work. Join me.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's style, Trump's possible pardon plot, Nick Robinson nude and more ...

Let's split! (GIF via GIPHY)

Yes, he isn't very forward-thinking, but Jean-Claude Van Damme looks great backwards ...

ABOVE: Hey, Mr. DJ.

BELOW: Keep reading for the sexiest men alive, a booty-tastic diver, attempted murder as a car plows through Prude protesters in Times Square, Barr lied and more  ...

ABOVE: Shrink, expand — just make 'em fit.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock coming out as bi, a 90-year-old coming out as gay, a helluva game show, a helluva documentary and a Boomer flashback for the ages ...

When Peter was Rock (GIF via GIPHY)

Sure, Peter Lupus is a crazy old man now who worships Joe Arpaio, but we'll always have his glory days, pre-Christianity, when the Mission: Impossible stud showed off his meat in Playgirl. Follow Gr8erDays for more!