This is not an image I expected to see when I was a teen in Michigan. (Image via Getty Images for Them)

ABOVE: Sasha Colby surprised a few LGBTQIA+ couples with wedding ceremonies during Them x Destination D.C.'s WorldPride D.C.'s kickoff event at Succotash. This is like the groundhog seeing his shadow — Pride is beginning.

... and let myself get absolutely soaking wet ... (Image via video still)

BELOW: Keep reading for more of HOT Gregory Harrison and some other stuff ...

ABOVE: Via Socialite Life, a smorgasbord of male models.

BELOW: Keep reading for Tony Ward's OnlyFans debut, does this Signal that any of the Trump Administration committed perjury?, Bobby Sherman taking a final bow and more ...

ABOVE: Mason Gooding & more hot hunks HERE.

BELOW: The U.S. continues to decline, Josh Brolin's butt is on the upswing and more ...

ABOVE: Fabian was such a hot piece. Happy 82!

BELOW: Keep reading for Sterling K. Brown, Ira Madison III and more ...

ABOVE: You know how you have some totally random, fleeting memories from extreme-early childhood that defy explanation? One of mine is recalling kids talking in hushed tones about having watched The Death of Richie on TV the night before when I was in, I think, first grade.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala's revenge, Trump's whining, Dave Rubin's humiliation and more ...

ABOVE: One of the best-looking men in ... history!

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump saving TikTok (after banning it), gay lies, Elon's expensive flop and more ...

Dave Bautista slams Trump: He wears more makeup than Dolly Parton. He whines like a baby. He dodged the draft. He cheats at golf. He bends over for Putin. And he’s cattier on social media than a middle school mean girl. He’s a weak, whiny little bitch. pic.twitter.com/RgWieEF9az

— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) October 17, 2024

ABOVE: Trump is slain.

BELOW: Keep reading for Spirit Day, a spirited rump, Kamala's spirited crowd control and more...

ABOVE: I hated the movie, but I guess I need a Glenn Close I CAN SMELL YA NAPPY PUSSY doll set.

BELOW: Keep reading for my 2011 talk with Gavin Creel, Nicole Scherzinger talks her new show and more ...