ABOVE: Twerking FAIL.
Anna Wintour & Sarah Jessica Parker LOL at men's Met Ball blunders.
Son of Hilter's art dealer dies @ 81; 1,000s of works' future uncertain. 
National Enquirer's tragic final days...in Florida.
Justin Bieber responds to Seth “Rogan”'s diss.
Cher on new Wu-Tang album???
Soccer stud in the shower!
AWWW!-INSPIRING: Viral same-sex marriage proposal.
2 members of prog-rock band Cynic come out.
HOOLIGANS: Morrissey tackled onstage (1:00 mark on).
Derrick Gordon & Gerald McCullouch bring out racist troll commenters:
Not Instinct's fault, but can't this level of inappropriateness be deleted?
Putin has now banned swearing in Mother(fucking) Russia.
Madonna working (hARd) with Diplo on her new CD. 
ONE gay marriage is legal in Indiana, indefinitely.
Soviet acting star Tatiana Samoilova dies @ 80.
Gay singer Ryan Dolan hoping to transform his bod.
Genderfuck The Fault in Our Stars poster.
Gaga disapproves of Katy Perry bashing...
...except for when SHE does it:
Dave Franco seemingly confused by James's raunchy selfies.
Gratuitously sexxxy Brett Favre pix from 1991.
Artist Eddie Jelinet designed this, and this is his art-show (cock)teaser.
This puts the show in art show.
