ABOVE: The shorts never stood a chance.

BELOW: Keep reading for the new Jonathan Majors muscle movie, Brett Kavanaugh on the eve of going through some things and more ...

ABOVE: This would be my driver's license pic.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's meltdown, Betty White forever, Hocus Pocus 2 and more ...

ABOVE: Oscar Isaac is having a rummage sale — for a good cause!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot book, dueling renditions of an amazing song and more ...

ABOVE: He knows full well.

BELOW: Keep reading for the porn doc shaking things up, two new queer books, Betty White's stuff and more ...

ABOVE: You get banned on IG, he doesn't.

BELOW: Keep reading for vintage beef, Madison Cawthorn in hot water and more ...

Check ... please! (Image via Julien's Auctions)

Big Betty White sale, Ally Sheedy cool on Breakfast Club reunions, the best of Sondheim on film and more HERE.

ABOVE: One of Tom's (many, many) men.

BELOW: Keep reading for breaking news on Alan Ritchson's butt, Florida's Don't Say Gay bill, how Bob Saget really died and more ...

This is just ... great. https://t.co/iqPJrgzoVN pic.twitter.com/GM0KNPivn4

— Matthew Rettenmund (@mattrett) January 28, 2022

On Monday, NBC will air its Betty White tribute. Till then, here's Cher's!