ABOVE: I don't recognize Willie Aames as Bible Man, merely as a piece of ass.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's Epstein headache, plays galore, a sexy new queer romantic drama set in the commode and more ...

ABOVE: Harrison Ford is 83 years hot today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ellen supporting Rosie, Trump botching Epstein and more ...

ABOVE: Those tightie-whities knew what was up.

BELOW: Keep reading for ... sigh ...

Meanwhile, they didn't age. (Image via Showtime)

ABOVE: Twenty years later, Noah's Arc: The Movie is HERE!

BELOW: Keep reading for Benson Boone, Morgan Spector, Ryan Orion and more ...

Statues are thisguy-esque. (Image via Facebook)

ABOVE: With a Scarface tune, no less. More HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for books, Trump's expensive theater, a prize-winning jerk-off and more ...

Happy Pride! (Image by Astrid Stawiarz/Getty Images for the Stonewall Inn Gives Back Initiative)

ABOVE: Judy, Judy, Judy. Lorna Luft and Murray Hill celebrated at the Stonewall Kick Off to Pride at the historic Stonewall Inn on June 2 here in lovely NYC.

BELOW: Keep reading for assaults on Pride, Nick Offerman defends Pride, Jake Shears on his first sex scene and more ...

This is not an image I expected to see when I was a teen in Michigan. (Image via Getty Images for Them)

ABOVE: Sasha Colby surprised a few LGBTQIA+ couples with wedding ceremonies during Them x Destination D.C.'s WorldPride D.C.'s kickoff event at Succotash. This is like the groundhog seeing his shadow — Pride is beginning.

... and let myself get absolutely soaking wet ... (Image via video still)

BELOW: Keep reading for more of HOT Gregory Harrison and some other stuff ...

ABOVE: One of the last surviving physique stars is 90 today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Aviance ailing, Show Palace remembered and more ...