ABOVE: Summer, hurry up.

BELOW: Keep reading for bareassed ping-pong, Trump pardoning a fellow crook, Cory Booker dating a member of the LGBTQ+ community and more ...

ABOVE: Frosting on top.

BELOW: Keep reading for more Luke Evans drool, why Coachella is still anti-LGBTQ, Catholic-school teachers who got sacked, Chaka Khan vs. the national anthem and more ...

ABOVE: Happy V-Day!

BELOW: Keep reading for naked Robbie Williams, Trump and Barr's big show, Cameron Dallas sings and more ...

ABOVE: NYC views.

BELOW: Keep reading to stare at Joe Jonas's ass, for Trump's (and America's) slide into dementia, for Jim Jordan getting called out as a felonious cry-baby and more ...

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...

ABOVE: Train me!

BELOW: Keep reading for a hard-workin' Speedo, Buttigieg's sexual orientation as catalyst for internalized (and externalized) homophobia, a Michael Henry video takes a serious turn, the late Paula Kelly and more ...

ABOVE: Still got that Melrose face. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock handing out free goodies, J.Lo & Shakira, JJ Watt trading sex for food, Trump's latest demonstration that he's an idgit and more ...

ABOVE: That color suits him.

BELOW: Keep reading for a wrestler to die for, Bernie's campaign manager embraces the BOOS, black “girl” magic, a pro armpit sniffer and more ...