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Imagine being a sitting member of Congress and feeling entitled enough to attend a local theatrical production and make an ass of yourself in the audience, including vaping.

Turns out Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-Colorado), who barely fucking won her re-election and should be minding her Ps and Qs, did just that — to the point she was escorted out of a performance of Beetlejuice. 

You've got to be a complete buffoon to be behaving too animatedly at a Beetlejuice performance.

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