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Matt Gaetz with his secret pride and joy. (Image via family photo)

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) is a confirmed bachelor, one of the stupidest men in Congress and, apparently, the longtime dad of a Cuban-born son.

Wait, what?

Yeah, so it goes like this:

Love the earring, the white jumpsuit and the wandering hand! (Image via Instagram)

Raven-Symoné, 34, has announced she recently married her partner Miranda Maday!

The Cosby Show and That's So Raven and Cheetah Girls (and let's face it, Raven has done a lot) alum posted on Instagram:

I got married to a woman who understands me from trigger to joy, from breakfast to midnight snack, from stage to home. I love you Mrs. Pearman-Maday!

And for extra credit, she closed with:

Let’s tear this world a new asshole!!!

ABOVE: Hardly laughing. (And follow Shawn — his upcoming books promise to be scorchers.)

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ABOVE: Can't wait!

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ABOVE: Flex appeal.

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