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BELOW: Gay art, Republicans abandoning North Carolina Republican, a right-winger thinks it's harder being conservative than gay and more ...

ABOVE: Take it o— oh, you're already doing it.

BELOW: Gym jock flashes, Stormy weathered Trump for all of two minutes, murderous nuns exposed, gay-hustler flick too dark for Cannes, Kevin McHale's rockin' bod, and more ...  

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Conor McGregor says he's no celebrity, denies Game of Thrones gig in and on GQ.

British race car driver comes out as gay.

Hmmm. Pence claims Flynn lied to him about contact with Russia, supports Trump's firing of the guy.

Gay men thank women for being here (not including Phyllis Schlafly):

Milo Yiannopoulos's book deal has been canceled by S&S.

Milo's advocacy of sex between men and boys as young as 13 leads to a groveling Daily Beast interview, FB apology & CPAC disinvite:

Also, Trump has now pre-blamed the judiciary for any new terror attacks. (Image by Matthew Rettenmund)

Trump's own people are leaking that they fear he is fundamentally unfit for office.

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Tight-bodied otter. Would you like to be snowman in the middle here? Porn bottom sighting. Tom Hiddleston for GQ.

Carter Wilson has a V-Day package for you. (Image via Carter Wilson)

K-Y offers a load of Valentine's Day e-cards to grease the wheels of your romance.

So hilarious: Ariana's gays are feelin' it, her grandma is feelin' shocked by her potty mouth.

Jill Soloway's gender speech at the 2017 MAKERS Conference: “'Cute shoes' as a greeting did not work with my gender identity.”:

 

 Pietro Boselli by Tom Shirmacher for GQ (January 2017) is a sight for whore eyes.

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Tons of pics of Zane Pittman (see above) naked. (Work Unfriendly)

Ryan Gosling looking dorkily hot on GQ.

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This is the alleged typo (hmmm) that brought the Clinton Campaign to its knees.

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Vote up (and down) the top artists of 2016 here. (Madonna's just outside the Top 40.)

Shemar Moore isn't gay, he's just drawn that way (SEE BELOW, OOF). He's a li'l tired of the wrong label, though.

(Image via Instagram @shemarmoore)

 

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A photo posted by Zach Miko (@zachmiko) on Mar 15, 2016 at 1:30pm PDT

GQ UK's Jonathan Heaf wants to make sure everyone knows he's an A-hole, so has written a piece on why we shouldn't call plus-sized male models—like Zach Miko, above—anything other than “fat.”

Really? So in order to make sure we are all striving to be healthy (a noble goal), the only way to do so is to use a pejorative description of anyone who isn't achieving what medical professionals consider to be a safe weight?

Does that mean when describing someone who is 60, we shouldn't refer to them as older or mature, but just old?

A man who isn't 5'9" or more should be called short?

To use examples of things that people can change about themselves, we shouldn't say someone is battling drug abuse but just cut to the chase and say they're addicts?

Most of the words I've listed are totally acceptable, depending on the context. There's nothing wrong with politely referring to a category of clothing/larger models as plus-sized; it would also be stupid to market clothing to people who are overweight by putting them in the “fat” section, modeled by “fat” people.

I haven't read GQ in years (how much longer will a print edition even exist?), but I feel confident that if I looked through it, I'd find plenty of articles that mince words. It's called being polite and respecting social niceties. To throw that away all the time is a great way to let everyone know you're a toxic jerk with a big, fat mouth.

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Watch Cristiano Ronaldo kicking a soccer ball around in his boxer briefs. Watch it? Try looking away.