ABOVE: What a cast!

BELOW: Keep reading for Billy Bean, Kevin McCarthy, Stephen Sondheim and more ...

ABOVE: Yule log.

BONUS BIRTHDAYS:

BELOW: Keep reading for Jake Gyllenhaal's titties, details on the closing of Berlin and more ...

(Image via video still)

Dan Gauthier, he of perfect face and body, turned 60 this week. Spoiler alert — he still looks hot:

ABOVE: Treat Williams should be turning 72.

Bonus photo — he's here. (Image via Twitter)

BELOW: George Santos LOCKED out, Margulies apologizes, Renaissance sizzles and more ...

ABOVE: Never forget Mandy Patinkin's greatest asset.

BELOW: Keep reading for one of DNA's hottest covers, George Santos digging his own grave and more ...

ABOVE: I'm a day late, but never a dollar short when it comes to Ed Harris.

BELOW: Darryl Stephens covers GED, first gay married couple in Nepal and more ...

ABOVE: He'd be 63, still fine and DEFINITELY not a Trump supporter.

BONUS PHOTO: An 1800s cabinet card with a group of stage sailor boys:

(Image via Peter Miller/New York)

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot cowboy, obit for an LGBTQ+ rights figure, hostage swaps happening and more  ...