ABOVE: It just goes on and on.

BELOW: Gay alts on Twitter, Yang ganging up on NYC, anti-gay activist dies, Tucker Carlson wants people dead and more ...

ABOVE: Who wasn't in love with Elizabeth Montgomery?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Colton Underwood on Cassie Randolph, Supreme Court expansion talk, Pat Robertson suddenly makes sense and more ...

ABOVE: A little joy.

BELOW: Chris Crocker's journey continues, with a $41,000 NFT sale; Colton Underwood's new reality series; Dean Martin's entire penis; why that Toronto gay serial killer took forever to catch; and more ...

ABOVE: Your Daley bod.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked model, a Johnson & Johnson pause, Madonna's gun control rant and more ...

ABOVE: The Chippendales pic is always the one I think of when I think of Omar Sharif.

BELOW: Keep reading for the best ass in the world, a Madonna flashback, Mike Pence's pants-peeing reaction to the Capitol insurrection and more ...

Joe Jonas gets stuck in front of his wife. (Image via Instagram)

EXTRATV: Stars getting their COVID-19 shots.

JOE.MY.GOD.: Arkansas is now trying to make it so that teachers can refer to trans students by whichever gender the teacher chooses — and by their birth names. No personal determination at all.

HUFF POST: Rep. Jim Clyburn (D-South Carolina) sounds incredulous over Sen. Joe Manchin (D-West Virginia) saying he won't do anything to fix the filibuster, even if it means no action can be taken on voting rights:

He said ... that January 6th changed him. Well, it changed me as well. I want to remind him of what some of those insurrectionists were saying to those African American law officers who were out there. One man talking about how many times he was called the N-word. I want to know, how does that man compromise in such a situation? How would he have me compromise in such a situation?

THE HILL: The House Ethics Committee has opened a probe into Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Florida) over allegations he paid for sex and slept with a 17-year-old, among other alleged wrongdoing.

GR8ERDAYS: It's always entertaining to hear who Leslie Jordan has met!

POLITICO: Biden won't publicly pressure Justice Breyer to retire — but let's hope he does.

This show was basically porn. (GIF via GIPHY)

My Mantiques series as a part of Gr8erDays on IG makes room for the stacked John Schneider.

Keep reading for more pics of him — and please follow me on Instagram ...

maybe... baseball is good? pic.twitter.com/Gbj1mgld84

— peter (@sodomyholes) April 5, 2021

ABOVE: He's pitchin'. Are you a catchin'?

BELOW: Keep reading for tennis hotness, a gay journalist steps down and aside, SAG surprises, the right-wing House member who wants to ban OnlyFans and more ...