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ABOVE: Don't worry, you're definitely invited to the cookout. Not that one, but a cookout.

BELOW: Keep reading for BIG Al Parker, Little Michael Knowles and more ...

ABOVE: Happy bulge-day!

BELOW: Keep reading for David Geffen's weddin bells, Ryan Raftery taking on the mother of all mothers, J. Crew (if you're nasty) and more ...

ABOVE: Russell Todd, one of the hottest men of the '80s, is now one of the hottest men in his 60s.

BELOW: Keep reading for Paul Mescal opening, Michael Imperioli for trans rights, NYC Pride announces theme and more ...

ABOVE: Jason Beghe hits 63.

BELOW: Human thirst traps, Pence admits Trump nearly got him kilt and more ...

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ABOVE: Um. Whose birthday is it, with all that cake around?!

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BELOW: Keep reading for the return of Sex/Life, Mason Gooding's arm dance and more ...

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ABOVE: John Hill and Danny Visconti are bringing their Hair and Teeth show to The Green Room 42 — TIX. Psst: It includes tunes by Jessica Simpson and Beyoncé. I'm old enough to remember being on a press trip with JS and B at Disney, and Jessica was treated as the bigger star!

BELOW: Keep reading for the anti-gay bigot who flirts with femme boys, a jock strips on the field, Charles Busch spills all and MORE ...

ABOVE: RuPaul speaks out on the raft of anti-drag and anti-trans laws sweeping the nation, framing Republicans as stunt queens.

BELOW: Keep reading for naked cowboys, queer comebacks, Boebert's ass being handed to her and more ...

ABOVE: George Michael: Outed explores how the media destroyed George Michael.

BELOW: Worship Ramin Karimloo for his mind, meth dealer comes clean, the church of Eric Adams and more ...