ABOVE: Like, I want one.
ABOVE: Like, I want one.
ABOVE: Foot-long?
BELOW: Trump is fucked, Hellraiser looks fucked up, Graham Norton doesn't give a fuck ...
ABOVE: Puppy love.
BELOW: Zambia slams pro-gay ambassador, Touch Our Junk getting gentrified, New Year's Cockin' Eve and more ...
ABOVE: For all you athletic supporters.
BELOW: Keep reading for Jafar naked, gay reparations, Minnelli on Gaga, Madonna on Graham Norton and more ...
Above: If you like everything bigger (including the caboose), you need to get acquainted with Steve Raider.
Kate Winslet has outed Idris Elba as a foot fetishist!
I'm down with any information about Elba being freaky, in any way.
Keep reading for more on this, plus slightly more serious stuff — like Corker calling Trump a WWIII-monger, the upcoming Ali Forney fundraiser featuring Maxine Waters and Tituss Burgess, and that fake-ass P.R. stuff VP Pence pulled over #TakeTheKnee ...