ABOVE: Like, I want one.

BELOW: Keep reading for a naked actor, an idiotic singer/anti-vaxxer/Alex Jones apologist, Madonna X Terri Joe and more ...

ABOVE: Foot-long?

BELOW: Trump is fucked, Hellraiser looks fucked up, Graham Norton doesn't give a fuck ...

ABOVE: Puppy love.

BELOW: Zambia slams pro-gay ambassador, Touch Our Junk getting gentrified, New Year's Cockin' Eve and more ...

Zach-tly what I needed (Image by Benjamin Veronis for DNA)

ABOVE: How pretty does it get?

BELOW: Keep reading for Patti LuPone's bullying days, Grease-y kid stuff, a lawsuit against Cory Booker's beard and more ...

ABOVE: For all you athletic supporters.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jafar naked, gay reparations, Minnelli on Gaga, Madonna on Graham Norton and more ...

Above: If you like everything bigger (including the caboose), you need to get acquainted with Steve Raider.

Below: Keep reading for desert abs, Lea DeLaria's horny autumn years, a tribute to Shane, Gus Kenworthy's big achievement, a disgusting Friends story, and more ...

Eric & Debra (Video still via The Graham Norton Show)

I recall Eric McCormack speaking very bitterly about working with Madonna, now we have the rest of the story.

And this video of the co-stars dishing is funnier and more charming than the rebooted show, IMHO ...

Kate Winslet has outed Idris Elba as a foot fetishist!

I'm down with any information about Elba being freaky, in any way.

Keep reading for more on this, plus slightly more serious stuff — like Corker calling Trump a WWIII-monger, the upcoming Ali Forney fundraiser featuring Maxine Waters and Tituss Burgess, and that fake-ass P.R. stuff VP Pence pulled over #TakeTheKnee ...