Above: If you like everything bigger (including the caboose), you need to get acquainted with Steve Raider.

Below: Keep reading for desert abs, Lea DeLaria's horny autumn years, a tribute to Shane, Gus Kenworthy's big achievement, a disgusting Friends story, and more ...

Eric & Debra (Video still via The Graham Norton Show)

I recall Eric McCormack speaking very bitterly about working with Madonna, now we have the rest of the story.

And this video of the co-stars dishing is funnier and more charming than the rebooted show, IMHO ...

Kate Winslet has outed Idris Elba as a foot fetishist!

I'm down with any information about Elba being freaky, in any way.

Keep reading for more on this, plus slightly more serious stuff — like Corker calling Trump a WWIII-monger, the upcoming Ali Forney fundraiser featuring Maxine Waters and Tituss Burgess, and that fake-ass P.R. stuff VP Pence pulled over #TakeTheKnee ...

(Video still via NBC)

ExtraTV: Melissa McCarthy's Sean Spicer gets the kiss of death from Alec Baldwin's Donald Trump on SNL.

Los Angeles Times: L.A. City Council member puts Trump on blast for tone deafness on the plight of gay Chechens.

Vox: People are overanalyzing Trump — he is what he is.

Adrian Brown, who says he was attacked for being gay, paid thousands to get patched up. (Video still via NBC4 Washington)

NBC4 Washington: Gay veteran from veteran brutally attacked in the Bahamas — just for being gay.

Fortune: Germany's right-wing populists are being led by an out lesbian.

YouTube @ The Graham Norton Show: Diane Keaton reflects on The Godfather (1972) 45 years later, remembering how Al Pacino was nearly fired: 

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Dame Helen Mirren can read anything with a straight face. Her Christmas message is tops, even though Will Smith appears to want Graham's bottom ...

Madonna has a good time, but pauses to get serious about AIDS. (See below.)

Five-star Madonna lets Graham Norton wiggle into her act.

They are kicking our asses, but they is, too.

Unsurprisingly, things are horrific for gays under ISIL.

What would you pay for One Direction's used shoes?

Both Hillary and Bernie handily beating all Republican comers.

Jennifer Granholm implores Trump to abandon campaign.

RHOBH star Yolanda Foster & superproducer hubby David Foster kaput.

LA guv John Bel Edwards is pro-LGBT.

Was #BlueLivesMatter more about #BlackLivesDontMatter?

Accomplished VFX producer Eric Kohler vanishes in L.A.

Three daddies, little lady.

Tech industry is very LGBT-friendly, say these numbers.

Former Clinton official Sandy Berger dies of cancer @ 70.

The nekkid Dukes of Hazzard.

Big-hearted Facebook founder will give away BILLIONS.

Why fake racism when it's all around you already? Pathetic.

After the jump, Madonna—on World AIDS Day—remembers son's birth family ...

Someone's in the kitchen with Fassbender...

Hugh Jackman helps Michael Fassbender & James McAvoy achieve fan friction.

Man and transgender woman on trial in Uganda for homosexual acts.

Marijuana vending machines, eh.

Our Gang and Laurel & Hardy actress Jackie Lynn Taylor dies at 88.

I've been remiss: Efrem Zimbalist Jr. died May 2 at 95.

Sally Field vs. Julia Roberts in filthy Celebrity Curse-Off.

Supreme Court losing fans faster than an audited Twitter account.

Babies with eyebrows is a good idea:

Any way I can get chocolate milk from those?

Class assignment: Argue whether the Holocaust was or wasn't real.

Idiotic Johnny Weir and his crook husband reconcile. Yay?

RHOA's Porsha Williams apologizes for explicitly anti-gay sermon.

Maybe she would've been a good match for a dictator's son.

Jinkx Monsoon's The Inevitable Album is out at Out.

HGTV giving show to anti-gay zealots David & Jason Benham. UPDATE: It's off!

Michael Musto's letter to Michael Alig is killer.

HE BANGS: Ricky Martin papped in his undies.

Met streaker was Madonna's hydrangea-bearing prankster, Vitalii Sediuk.

Mankini overboard! (Photo by @jimshi809)