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“I think any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat – I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge, or great disloyalty," said the man locking people in camps on the border... pic.twitter.com/zLyJfNHdbE

— Amee Vanderpool (@girlsreallyrule) August 20, 2019

Fuck every goddamned Republican who supports this anti-Semitic, racist, misogynistic dotard.

Oh, bonus fuckery: Trump canceled a planned meeting with the Danish PM in a fit of pique because Denmark let him know that Greenland is not for sale. We live in a parody account.