ABOVE: Throw in the towel already. Please!

A bonus pic of a hot guy — do you recognize this early porn star?! (Image via vintage scan)

BELOW: Keep reading for Greg Berlanti's Don't Say Gay speech, enhanced penalties for Trump, Rachel Zegler not invited to the Oscars and more...

ABOVE: I love candids.

BELOW: Keep reading for new Shawn Mendes pics, Trump's desperate Michigan gambit, Rudy's hair care don'ts and don'ts, gay family for Ralph Lauren and more ...

Above: Perhaps a porn version of Gilligan's Island was long overdue.

Below: Keep reading for Trevor Donovan with his legs wide open and much more...

Above: Just because.

Below: Keep readning for a naked TV actor, a Taboo re-do, a surprise autobiography, Roseanne still stumping for Trump and more ...

(Video still via GLAAD/Facebook)

Check out this cute Q&A with the director (Greg Berlanti) and cast (Nick Robinson, Katherine Langford, Keiynan Lonsdale, Alexandra Shipp, Jorge Lendebord Jr.) of Love, Simon conducted by GLAAD's Anthony Ramos ...

Above: Silver fox alert!

Keep reading for: The early success of Love, Simon, a list of amazing adult flicks, Adam Rippon and the F_word the fate of Elizabeth Hurley's model nephew, gay couple sues GOP, book fair canceled when gay book hidden, Insta-star is taking on neo-iconic women, Trump says Maxine Waters has a low I.Q., Lamb poised to win?, Warren not running, Whitney doc coming and one helluva hottie ...

(Image via Instagram @robbierogers)

Out soccer star Robbie Rogers, 30, has married out TV  maestro Greg Berlanti, 45...

(GIF via Giphy.com)

Team Mariah absurdly believed Dick Clark Productions intentionally “sabotaged” her Times Square performance (!), DCP pushes back.

Producer Greg Berlanti and soccer star Robbie Rogers announce engagement.

(Image via Instagram @robbierogers)

ISIS claims responsibility for horrifying NYE attack in Istanbul.

UNPRESIDENTED: President-elect Trump sells access to himself for NYE, nets $420K.

Cambodia seeks to arrest three men who allegedly Photoshopped its king into gay-porn scene.

Wait till he gets his Hanes on you:

(Video still via My New Plaid Pants)