Okay, I'll give it to him — he has a sense of humor.

ABOVE: The deep end.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nico's new tease, #BAFTAsSoWhite, Human Ken is now Human Barbie and more ...

ABOVE: Everything about this.

BELOW: Keep reading for Miranda Lambert's shirtless slice, Golden Globes highlights and lowlights, a tennis pro assuming the position and more ...

ABOVE: Thanks to Socialite Life for intro'ing us to Javier!

BELOW: Keep reading for a see-through selfie, a Kushner smack-down and more  ...

ABOVE: Oh, my nose!!!

BELOW: Hairy Judd, gay terrorist, substitute teacher from hell and more ...

ABOVE: Brief wardrobe.

BELOW: Keep reading for a rugby booty god, a new chance to kneecap Brexit, Jami Gertz (just 'cuz), beefcake rhapsody and more ...

ABOVE: He'll swipe your heart.

BELOW: Keep reading for Diego's butt, Bernie dumped by Working Families, Trump & Kavanaugh heading for double impeachment and more ...

ABOVE: Average day in NYC.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kim Jong Un's latest murder, the be-all/end-all on drag, an RDR travesty and more ...