ABOVE: That's a may-un. More here — follows appreciated!

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ABOVE: This guy's art is hot stuff.

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ABOVE: Some of my CHULO shots, collected.

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ABOVE: If you don't know Ross Collab, get to know Ross Collab.

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ABOVE: Rami Malek's “yummy raisin nipples.” Follow here.

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"I don't want prayers. I don't want thoughts. I want gun control."

Susan Orfanos says her son, Telemachus Orfanos, survived last year's Las Vegas mass shooting but did not survive the massacre at a Thousand Oaks bar. pic.twitter.com/fM1JtTMcPn

— ABC News (@ABC) November 9, 2018

What we're dealing with — those of us who are sane in the U.S. — are people who can watch the grieving mother, above, and the grieving father, below, and laugh.

 

Heart-wrenching moment as father announces his son was killed in Thousand Oaks mass shooting. “Only him and I know, how I loved—how much I miss him…Oh, son, I love you so much.” https://t.co/H1XcH2w5PS pic.twitter.com/mAtfVmIIhy

— ABC News (@ABC) November 8, 2018

It's always darkest before Shawn. (Image via video still)

ABOVE: Yes, Shawn Mendes looks great in this behind-the-scenes shower shot. And his arms directly below are great. But keep reading BELOW for Shawn on the beach.

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