ABOVE: I will never tire of surprising people with Dabney Coleman's ass.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tragic death, hot guys galore, VP Harris doing her duty and more ...

ABOVE: Joe Jonas flashes some leg while revealing a hidden tattoo.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nicholas Alexander Chavez's prime-time butt, Luigi Mangione's perp walk and more  ...

ABOVE: We all knew Airplane! was making references, but did you catch this one back in the day?!

BELOW: Keep reading for that assassination, Musk & Ramaswamy's latest bad ideas and more ...

ABOVE: I can smell him.

BELOW: Keep reading for booties, Trump's flop nomination and more ...

ABOVE: Vintage muscle from Cornel Wilde.

Some bonus booty (Image via Mr. Man)

BELOW: Keep reading for Kamala ragging on Trump, a fake Trump assassination attempt, Bill Clinton returns to McDonald's and more ...

ABOVE: Oof, Adam West.

BELOW: Keep reading for a salacious-sounding Monsters, the monstrous Mark Robinson and more ...

ABOVE: Eternal George Chakiris is 92 today. Above, his slinky take on Donna Summer from when he was in his 40s.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot doc, Mark Cuban eyes X, Kamala zeroing in on the Teamsters' support, Diddy arrested and more ...

ABOVE: Danny Nucci, forever hot.

BONUS PIC: This boy, circa 1950, had a good hair LIFE, I bet:

(Image via eBay)

BELOW: Keep reading for Elon Musk's flirtation with prison, Trump's 2nd assassin's history and more ...