ABOVE: La Streisand is 77 today! (And Shirley MacLaine is 85.)

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He cuts quite a striking figure, and keep reading for an even more shameless shot ...

ABOVE: Pietro Boselli has the brains to go with the brawn.

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A week after a pic of closeted former Republican Rep. Aaron Schock posing with several shirtless men at Coachella went viral, two of the men — Will Rossi  and Rob Masi — are apologizing ...

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L'Homme Invisible's Angelo Line isn't see-through, but it's still a sight for sore eyes ...

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ABOVE: When every goddamn day is leg day.

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