ABOVE: The shorts never stood a chance.

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Today would be the 97th birthday of Steve Reeves, one of the world's most beautiful specimenzes ...

ABOVE: The reclusive Desi Arnaz Jr. was spotted on his 70th birthday.

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BELOW: Keep reading for Santos's drag reveal, why Madonna matters, Trump smacked down and more ...

ABOVE: Guy Madison, all-time movie hottie, would be 101 years old today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Kit Harington, RIP David Crosby, SCOTUS can't figure out its leaker and more ...

Via Mr. Man:

Evan Peters turns 36 this week, and he just so happens to be enjoying another fruitful awards season thanks to his role in Ryan Murphy’s controversial DAHMER— Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story Netflix series. In fact, he just recently snatched the Golden Globe for Best Actor — Limited Series, Anthology Series or Television Motion Picture.

But we’re here with more serious matters — it’s time to check out the evolution of Evan Peters’s butt throughout the ages, from twink-tastic to fat with a capital F  ...

ABOVE: A li'l leather.

BELOW: Keep reading for a full-frontal surprise, GOPer who shot up some Dem's homes, Santos will serve on committees and more ...

ABOVE: Colin at 18.

BELOW: Keep reading for a male-model Monday, Santos's latest alleged rip-off, death of a sex symbol and more ...

ABOVE: Many heavy hitters in Hollywood are suddenly actively campaigning on behalf of Andrea Riseborough, whose gutsy performance in To Leslie received no award-season push. But some on Film Twitter question why this is happening, and which of the other frontrunners will suffer for it.

BELOW: Keep reading for the cancellation of Uncoupled, Takei on coming out, Lil Nas X deals with (checks notes) Wiggles fallout ...