Are you a stalker Stalker?

Mike Stalker's legs are hairy, chest is smooth...wonder what else is hairless?

A courageous young Texan's coming-out story.

Martha Stewart says Gwyneth Paltrow “needs to be quiet.”

Hillary Clinton is running for president, duh.

ISIL beheads British aid worker David Haines.

Coming Out Under Fire (1994) makes a comeback.

Military service: What a drag!

Fashion Week posers skewered by Jimmy Kimmel.

Texas teacher dodges sex charges by marrying his 16yo girlfriend.

Arkansas judiciary stacks the deck against gay marriage.

Maher IDs the dude keeping “twentysomethings in their parents' basements.”

Zimmerman threatens motorist: “Do you know who I am? I'll fucking kill you!”

Madonna collaborator Patrick Leonard teaming up with Leonard Cohen.

Even Russell Crowe's own kid wants him to get out of his face.

Harry back

McFly's Harry Jud has the perfect body, isn't shy to go nude.

Alternate ending to Sandra Bullock's earnest Gravity.

James Franco was dying to bang a 17-year-old fan.

Scott & Chris Evans are double the trouble.

Another Fort Hood shooting claims multiple lives.

Breitbart writer calls for Americans to commit genocide.

Harvey Milk U.S. postage stamp unveiled.

Premature (?) Lady Gaga obit.

Hedy Lamarr & son on To Tell the Truth, complete with ads.

Nebraskan high schooler will get to read his pro-gay speech after all.

New college prez is a Confederate. It's still 2014.

VTCAN RADIO's "Riddle Song" is a true enigma.

Model Louis Lemaire is stuh-RIKING.

A shirtless Brian Shimansky is, too.

She was a star's personal assistant...and it sucked.

If J.O. made you gay, I'd be having sex with even more straight men.

Gwyneth & Scott had an open marriage.

Real Housewives Sonja & LuAnn are like Laurel & Hardy, with no fat one:

His acting career's on the bubble.

Chris Evans announces acting exit plan. (Can he still do shirtless gifs?)

Gwyneth Paltrow & Chris Martin "consciously uncouple." (Oh, brother.)

All the beach-themed shots I've posted lately? #springfever

KISS lands its first (!) Rolling Stone cover.

Tiger that almost ate Siefried's Roy dies.

Pastor flooded Texas due to praying too hard.

Weir divorce goes from bad to whatever's Russian for worse.

Fan-reaction vid outshines Lady Gaga's kitchen-sink "G.U.Y." vid.

"Eric Decker has an enormous schlong" is SEO catnip.