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Madonna showed up to the Help Haiti Home gala this evening with its founder, an actor/director named Sean Penn, on her arm, causing shockwaves.

Looking like a million bucks in the midst of a trying time personally (she'll be in court in February to try to get her son Rocco returned to her from Guy Ritchie's UK home), she spoke warmly of Haiti and of Penn.

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