This side is almost done. (Image via Playgirl)

ABOVE: A shame Sam J. Jones hates his nudes. Happy birthday suit. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Billy Porter's never-ending gripe, a drag queen's vengeance and more ...

ABOVE: John Saxon was born on this day. He was a great actor, and a piece of ass for the ages. Dad, king, destroy me, etc.

BELOW: Justice on the way for O'Shae, RIP Carmen Xtravaganza and more ...

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Jesus, this angle on the Harry Styles wardrobe malfunction is well worth a second look ...

ABOVE: Vintage Brad Davis will never not be jaw-dropping.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's billy club, Josh Shapiro's presidential speech and more ...

Immediately thought of the 2005 film: Race You to the Bottom! (Image via Amazon)

ABOVE: New poster for the Harry Styles gay cop flick My Policeman.

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonathan Majors (what else you need?) and more ...

ABOVE: Peter Scolari should be turning 67 today.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harry Styles's other movie, Bannon going down hard, a judge accused of every kind of bigotry you've got and more ...

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UPDATE: Pine's rep insists the spitting was merely an optical illusion.

The Venice screening of Don't Worry Darling — a film with so much BTS drama — went well, garnering an extended standing O.

But three major things happened:

ABOVE: Hey, Jor'!

BELOW: Keep reading for Ryan Gosling as Ken, proof Republicans were helping rioters ahead of January 6, Hershel Walker's OTHER son and more ...