ABOVE: Nobody said the movies had to be family fare.

BELOW: Keep reading for Meloni in the shower, Lil Nas X on the rise, Hochul running for guv, Bowen Yang on his Emmy nod and more ...

ABOVE: Read all about it!

BELOW: Keep reading for Weinstein justice, coronavirus in Germany, Corey Feldman's Crisco-slicked allegations and more ...

ABOVE: Super fly guy.

BELOW: Keep reading for the Love, Simon spin-off series, Trump vs. liberal Justices, another naked Big Brother bun-fest and more ...

ABOVE: Both looks work.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harvey Weinstein-shaming, Tulsi Gabbard quitting 1 of 2 races she can't win, a third degree from "powerful woman" Kellyanne Conway and more ...

Weinstein = Madonna stan (Image via meme)

Madonna made waves Thursday grousing about a mostly laudatory article that she decided was ageist and patriarchal and backstabby. She went so far as to say she felt raped by it, which she says is okay to say on account she was raped at 19. 

This meme has long roots and is reserved for icons. (Images via magazine covers)

I guess she hates that it was MADONNA AT SIXTY and so age-conscious.

ABOVE: Oh, my trucking God!

BELOW: Keep reading for several gay anthems, one of the best Madonna pieces ever written, Miley's grope attack, Dallas's problem with trans murders and more ...

In the doghouse? (Image via Instagram @bryanjaysinger)

Bryan Singer, accused credibly of molestating at least two teenagers and of mistreating other young people, is not going to be fired from his upcoming gig directly Red Sonja.

That Atlantic Singer Exposé Was “Killed by Heart Execs”

This, in spite of the fact that the title character is a sexual-abuse survivor ...

Above: Flight-suit heaven.

Below: Keep reading for Bryce Hall's package, Sarah Paulson defending her May/December love,  Trump's diplomatic blunder, new gay lines from H&M and American Apparel, gay candidate loses in Kentucky, Shawn Mendes's new album has no pronouns, and more ...