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Yeah, so that swimwear is my mask. I waited too long to order!

ABOVE: Bend of the world.

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ABOVE: I hope Parson Brown will do the job next time he's in town.

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In a historic vote, the House of Representatives on Wednesday impeached Donald J. Trump for abuse of power and for obstruction of Congress.

On abuse of power, the vote was 230-197 — only Democrats supported, and only two Democrats did not support (Rep. Collin C. Peterson of Minnesota; Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey).

On obstruction of Congress, the vote was 229-198 — only Democrats supported, and only three Democrats did not support (Rep. Jared Golden of Maine; Rep. Collin C. Peterson of Minnesota; Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey).

Only one person voted present — dodging the historical importance of the vote — and that person was none other than Russian asset Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii).

Brian Williams: "Tulsi Gabbard, who was mysteriously missing all day, is in the chamber and has voted 'present.'"
Fmr. Sen. Claire McCaskill: "That's just stupid." pic.twitter.com/gAOQp2en2o

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) December 19, 2019

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ABOVE: Both looks work.

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Tulsi Gabbard is a Syrian asset and a tool — anything but a Democrat — and she's seen in this embarrassing 1998 Hawaiian TV ad with her family, who were arguing vociferously against gay marriage.

She hasn't changed, though her voting record is much brighter — she just switched parties in blue Hawaii ...

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