ABOVE: I hope Parson Brown will do the job next time he's in town.

BELOW: Keep reading for Henry Cavill's parched muscles, Trump recalls an ambassador who was too pro-LGBTQ, foreskins stuffed with M&Ms and more ...

(GIF via GIPHY)

In a historic vote, the House of Representatives on Wednesday impeached Donald J. Trump for abuse of power and for obstruction of Congress.

On abuse of power, the vote was 230-197 — only Democrats supported, and only two Democrats did not support (Rep. Collin C. Peterson of Minnesota; Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey).

On obstruction of Congress, the vote was 229-198 — only Democrats supported, and only three Democrats did not support (Rep. Jared Golden of Maine; Rep. Collin C. Peterson of Minnesota; Rep. Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey).

Only one person voted present — dodging the historical importance of the vote — and that person was none other than Russian asset Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii).

Brian Williams: "Tulsi Gabbard, who was mysteriously missing all day, is in the chamber and has voted 'present.'"
Fmr. Sen. Claire McCaskill: "That's just stupid." pic.twitter.com/gAOQp2en2o

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) December 19, 2019

ABOVE: Arms and the man.

BELOW: Keep reading for Hawaiian eyeful, when your dad steals your boyfriend, Kanye further loses his mind, a pan for The Inheritance and more ...

ABOVE: Both looks work.

BELOW: Keep reading for Harvey Weinstein-shaming, Tulsi Gabbard quitting 1 of 2 races she can't win, a third degree from "powerful woman" Kellyanne Conway and more ...

(Image via video still)

Tulsi Gabbard is a Syrian asset and a tool — anything but a Democrat — and she's seen in this embarrassing 1998 Hawaiian TV ad with her family, who were arguing vociferously against gay marriage.

She hasn't changed, though her voting record is much brighter — she just switched parties in blue Hawaii ...

ABOVE: I miss summer. A lot.

BELOW: Keep reading for a televangelist's gay shame, Chaz's happiness, how Trump celebrated MLK Jr. Day and more ...

ABOVE: Dads, Incorporated!

BELOW: Gus or Dick?, Tulsi's anti-gay past, Logan Paul's poor choice of words and more ...

(Image via U.S. House)

Rep. Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) announced today she has decided to run for president.

It's a surprise, and it's a no from me. I know I promised I'd vote for any Dem, but she isn't a Dem to me.