ABOVE: How in the hell is Viggo Mortensen 62?!

BELOW: Keep reading for Toobin (who took it out), Brody's booty, new debate rules, ailing Bridges and more ...

ABOVE: Ed Wood forever.

BELOW: Keep reading for the NFL's National Coming Out Day video, Trump's Covita speech to #BLEXIT buffoons, gay jock attacked with acid and more ...

ABOVE: I've got his back.

BELOW: Keep reading for Ripp Baker, the Trump family COVID-19 super spreaders, Pelosi's 25th Amendment mind-fuck and more ...

ABOVE: Pence is full of shit.

BELOW: Keep reading for Typhoid Trumpy petulantly refusing to debate Biden virtually, Chris Evans showing off almost every inch of his body, Buttigieg murders Fox News and more ...

ABOVE: Also, he has a gigantic ... personality (Work Unfriendly). No, really! (Work Unfriendly) If you like that sort of thing.

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ABOVE: Ask a stupid question ...

BELOW: Keep reading for two amazing podcasts, Trump's banana republic drive-by, and the most destroyed Lindsey Graham has been since that lost weekend on Mykonos ...

ABOVE: I laffed.

BELOW: Keep reading for sexy Lenny Kravitz, the multitude of ways in which Trump and other GOPers have tanted COVID-19 and more ...

ABOVE: Things are looking up.

BELOW: Keep reading for a football hunk for the ages, Biden opening still-wider lead over Trump, gay kid kicked out of church group gets support and more ...