ABOVE: Summer, hurry up.

BELOW: Keep reading for bareassed ping-pong, Trump pardoning a fellow crook, Cory Booker dating a member of the LGBTQ+ community and more ...

ABOVE: NYC views.

BELOW: Keep reading to stare at Joe Jonas's ass, for Trump's (and America's) slide into dementia, for Jim Jordan getting called out as a felonious cry-baby and more ...

ABOVE: It's a cover-up, I tell ya!

BELOW: Keep reading for a red-hot fireman, Trump casually destroying Democracy, Bernie winning NH (with Pete and Amy in hot pursuit) and more ...

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Thoughts and prayers — Rush Limbaugh announced today he has advanced lung cancer.

Here he is, announcing it in his own voice:

ABOVE: I've never seen a stool in a locker room before. Perhaps a rim seat would be handier.

BELOW: Keep reading for a sexy gay rom-com, Bloomberg scarfing down something big and gay, the queen who fucked your dad, Vanessa Bryant speaks and more ...

ABOVE: Strong thigh game. More hotness HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's cooked goose getting uncooked (for now), a naked Witcher star, breaking news about bisexuality and more ...

ABOVE: Upside-down, you're turnin' me.

BELOW: Awkward sexiness, a Human of New York, Mnuchin's turncoat wife and more ...

ABOVE: Thigh. I mean ... sigh.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot celeb son, Trump's troubles escalate (THERE. ARE. TAPES.), a dragtastic new show and more ...