ABOVE: When your thighs have separate zip codes.

BELOW: Keep reading for a history of male undies, France shaming Trump, remembering Sherwood Schwartz, NYC's Amazon conundrum, one of the best booty GIFs of all time and more ...

(Image by Mahmud Mohamed)

Florida resident Cesar Sayoc Jr. — who is from NYC — is the man under arrest for the dozen or so bombs sent to liberal figures and the media.

A Florida resident has posted up-close photos of the alleged #MAGABomber's white van that he took while at a traffic stop one day because it was so insane-looking.

The van has literal targets on Hillary Clinton, Van Jones, Michael Moore, Jill Stein and more, and has outrageously over-the-top pro-Trump and Pence slogans covering every inch of its windows.

Trump is about to speak about the arrest while addressing a conference for young black right-wingers, at which Candace Owens — who had previously suggested the bombs were a hoax — will also speak.

One of the most recent public posts on the alleged mail bomber's Facebook is a selfie video of him at a Trump rally pic.twitter.com/sbOn68YoeA

— 👻low voter turnout💀 (@JordanUhl) October 26, 2018

Keep reading for more pics ...

ABOVE: Fleshback!

BELOW: Keep reading for a new threat to Nashville's gay bars, a Bill & Hill bomb scare, Ryan Murphy's act of kindness in honor of his now-healthy son, the Mega Millions winner, some prime beef from the past and much, much more ...

This week's #FurryFriday made me swoon so pull up a chair before clicking the link. https://t.co/7aov90ZUp6 pic.twitter.com/mXgE9UZOEl

— BosGuy (@BosGuy) October 12, 2018

ABOVE: Furry guy of the week.

BELOW: Keep reading for DNA model's good side, Melania disavowing Giuliani (but defending hubby), a droolworthy Adam Rippon snap and much more  ...

(Image via Julian Zigerli x Walter Pfeiffer)

ABOVE: Into grass?

BELOW: Keep reading for Lindsey Graham's disgusting remarks, Adelante's sexy twofer, a very Chic Gaga, the new Guess boy and much, much more ...

ABOVE: Obviously, most of the comments on the above are something to the effect of “daddy!”

BELOW: Keep reading for even more muscle, Stormy Daniels graphically describing Trump's mini-me, Darren Criss's butt gets Emmy kudos, Kavanaugh gets shaky support and much more ...

ABOVE: Damn! I forgot to exercise. Ever.

BELOW: Keep reading for why Noah Centineo is so ah-mahhhazing, Hillary's first post-election op-ed, Soon-Yi Previn's defense of her husband (and herself), Tom Arnold's alleged assault at the hands of Mark Burnett (who was the survivor?), hot tennis ass and more ...

Obama remembered his old political rival. (Image via video still)

In July, Meghan McCain was still proud of calling Hillary Clinton “Crooked Hillary,” while referring to Trump as “President Trump,” so don't ask me to shed a tear for her grief, or to cheer her on for her too-little-too-late shading of Trump during her father's over-the-top funeral: 

Meghan McCain: “My father was a great man. He was a great warrior. He was a great American. I admired him for all of these things, but I loved him because he was a great father.”

Watch the emotional tribute, delivered at her father’s funeral: https://t.co/i6KqCPbjVM pic.twitter.com/Y5YohlIsNY

— CNN (@CNN) September 1, 2018

President Obama also seemed to address Trump in his eulogy:

Barack Obama says the best way to honor John McCain is "recognizing that there are some things bigger than party or ambition or money or fame or power" pic.twitter.com/S2QpUqjacU

— CBS News (@CBSNews) September 1, 2018

At the gym for part of the telecast, I overheard the woman next to me tell her trainer George W. Bush was a doofus as he spoke. I wish it were his funeral instead, I muttered. She replied, I'd vote for him at this point, seemingly a dig at Trump. Her trainer raved of W, That guy was always happy! This is the level of discourse at this point — a horrendously bad president who dragged us into a historically devastating war and destroyed the U.S. economy nearly beyond repair is repatriated because he smiles a lot.

Oh, and he loves to pass out candies: