ABOVE: Hold me closer, Tony Danza ... indeed!

BELOW: Keep reading for Twitter's war on Steve Grand, a TikTok star who looks good coming and going, a Ukrainian family in Florida working together to nearly kill a gay man and more ...

ABOVE: Also ... “gay.”

BELOW: Keep reading for a Channing Tatum spread, Adele goes G-A-Y, Canadian truckers entrance Ricky Schroder and more ...

ABOVE: That modern-looking shot of Gilbert Roland from the 20s. Such an all-time stud.

BELOW: Nicholas Hoult's hottest pic yet, devastation in Kentucky, Hillary says Trump WILL run, Madonna > Nancy Reagan and more ...

ABOVE: Buddy forever!

Bonus image — '70s Yianni ad. Gay men LOVE their jewels. (Image via Yianni)

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's 9/11 snub and 2024 wink, remembering gay heroes Mark Bingham and Father Mychal Judge, how the end of Flash spelled the end of a wealth of 9/11 information, a gay teacher fired and more ...

(Image via The White House)

ABOVE: The real president — and he will continue to be even after August.

BELOW: Keep reading for Nev Schulman's shag, Adam Lambert's Pride org, Joe Exotic casting news and more...

ABOVE: Someone remix the above, because I feel like dancing. My mom is FINALLY getting her first shot today, and I hope I will get mine by April or — apparently — May.

BELOW: Keep reading for white-hot Calvin Klein poses, Marjorie Taylor Greene's latest dipshit move, Greg in Hollywood takes a break and more ...

Shoot — this chick's gotta go! (Image via Marjorie Taylor Greene)

Where the hell was the oppo research?!

According to a CNN investigation (in other words, someone took a beat to actually read her Facebook account), Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Georgia) repeatedly liked or even commented approvingly on QAnon Facebook posts calling for the executions of prominent Democrats and members of the FBI, all of whom she agreed were members of the “Deep State.”

When one commenter suggested lynching Obama and Hillary, she replied:

Where bothsidesism goes to cry. (Image via video stills)

These women are both famous for crying.

The one on the left sobbed when Hillary Clinton lost. She was crying because a first woman president did not materialize in spite of getting way more votes than a fascist wannabe. For this, she was widely mocked meme.

The one on the right sobbed Wednesday morning when Joe Biden was actually sworn in. She was crying because — as a QAnon believer — she was shocked that countless high-profile Democrats were not raped, arrested and/or murdered on live TV by Trump, as Q had promised.

So don't ever talk to be about both sides being the fucking same.

In case you have not seen the sobbing QAnon lady, watch: