ABOVE: You betta cork!

BELOW: Keep reading for a straightwashed Leonardo Da Vinci, jockstrap fever, Jim Crow in the 21st century and more ...

ABOVE: Yes, the old man from 9 to 5 was once “the most beautiful man in the movies.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Anthony Ramos in his skivvies, a new cut of that Mapplethorpe doc and more ...

ABOVE: Why Thomas Synnamon is consistently one of the best.

BELOW: Keep reading for daddy Joe Jonas, a gay rom-com, a gay dram-com, Leslie Jordan's revenge, some AAPI progress and more ...

ABOVE: It seems unbelievable — though yes, I realize he was on Twilight Zone and Star Trek 60 damn years ago — that we are living in a world where William Shatner is fully 90.

BELOW: Keep reading for a porn retirement, renewed interest in unmasking the Doodler, Luke Evans and his body fears, Tyler Posey's schlong, a new contestant in the Dumbest Person in the Senate competition and more ...

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— Cher (@cher) March 20, 2021

ABOVE: Surprisingly, a famous woman past 70 has a sense of humor about her age. Perhaps not so surprisingly, it's Cher.

BELOW: Sex in the Twin Towers, great movies and one terrible one, musings of a narcissist and more ...

ABOVE: What would Wendy say?

BELOW: Keep reading for trophy boys, Sharon Osbourne's dismissal of the little people, House reps who love sedition, a hate crime victim who fought back and much more ...

ABOVE: Lowe-MG! More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for Cheyenne Jackson's action-packed workout challenge, Demi Lovato's searing revelation of rape, the death of a serial abuser and more ...

ABOVE: My kind of lounge act.

BELOW: Keep reading for shirtless firefighters, a cravenly corrupt GOP cadre, remembering Sal Mineo and more ...