ABOVE: Not a hair out of place.

BELOW: Keep reading for Madonna's Eurovision statement, the Republican on board with impeaching Trump and more ...

ABOVE: I know, I know — you don't like tattoos.

BELOW: Keep reading for the historic passage of the Equality Act (which is DOA in the Senate), Rocketman's queer cred and more ...

Sndnfndndndnsnananannw AOC HAS HER FOOT ON GILEAD’S NECK https://t.co/a2UndS9VPR

— Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) May 16, 2019

ABOVE: Cover boy.

BELOW: Keep reading for a short subect long on nudity, Barr in the hot seat, Schiff's big hire to nail Trump on his finances, Mueller's letter of objection to Barr, NFL vet's gay family & much more ...

ABOVE: Pietro Boselli has the brains to go with the brawn.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model flasher, more Riverdale hotness, a burgeoning movement among Republicans to oust Trump and more  ...

ABOVE: Just a simple boy with a dream.

BELOW: Keep reading for a meshy situation, Sarah Huckabee Sanders goes full fembot and more ...

ABOVE: Brazil nuts.

BELOW: Keep reading for a model and a tennis player who are both into showing it off, Barr's B.S. to Congress, Candace Owens getting served by Ted Lieu and more ...

ABOVE: When your front's up against the wall.

BELOW: Keep reading for '80s hotness, Trump's unhinged rally, the death of a New Wave master, the confessions of Colton Haynes and more ...