ABOVE: The great Johnny Slash.

BELOW: Keep reading for yes homo from Luke Macfarlane, suicide by plane averted, CNN goes MAGA and more ...

ABOVE: Took Variety long enough!

BELOW: Keep reading for an age-gap for the ages, Titanic 8K peek, Sarah Palin LOSES and more ...

ABOVE: Sean ... Sean.

BELOW: Keep reading for Michael K. Williams's words from beyond the grave, Dark Brandon's supremacy, Trump's cooked goose, a gay NYC nightlifer gets the #MeToo treatment and more ...

Police in Sacramento detain a woman for drawing a rainbow on a sidewalk with chalk pic.twitter.com/XFjtRBlZa4

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) August 20, 2022

ABOVE: Cops are just assholes. I'm sorry, but they just are. There's no need for crap like this, yet they live for it. Chalking a sidewalk is vandalism?

BELOW: Keep reading for monkeypox, promiscuity, a dead judo king, why Kari Lake must be defeated and more ...

ABOVE: The late, great Patrick Swayze and his pubes.

BELOW: Tevin Campbell and A League of Their Own come out as gay, Harriet Hageman's already lying and more ...

ABOVE: Wesley Eure, Land of the Lost and Days of Our Lives cutie.

BELOW: Keep reading for Lee Pace's nips, an out hot rodder, the loss of Liz Cheney and more ...

He's not my type, but I looked. (Image via Instagram)

ABOVE: Rocker Tommy Lee posted his cock on Instagram on Wednesday. How fast did they take it down? Um, it took forever. More if you keep reading ...

ABOVE: Saucy Santa excitedly recounts performing with Madonna as “Material Gworl” is set for single release on Friday. I love this take on the song — watch/listen HERE.

Fists of Ed Fury: I'll choke ya if you don't keep reading! (Image via vintage still)

BELOW: Keep reading for LGB spoiler, Gay-Sex and the City, monkeypox spreads in wastewater and more ...