ABOVE: What else can you say, but: 

BELOW: Keep reading for Iowa, Trump's demented words, Thiem's ass and more  ...

ABOVE: Still got that Melrose face. More here.

BELOW: Keep reading for a jock handing out free goodies, J.Lo & Shakira, JJ Watt trading sex for food, Trump's latest demonstration that he's an idgit and more ...

ABOVE: This used to be what sold on the newsstand. Now, we get (BELOW) this:

BELOW: Keep reading for Darren Criss and John Stamos shirtless together, Trump's rigged Senate trial nears its self-defeating conclusion, Billy Porter meets Tamron Hall and more ...

ABOVE: Strong thigh game. More hotness HERE.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump's cooked goose getting uncooked (for now), a naked Witcher star, breaking news about bisexuality and more ...

ABOVE: Traveling, traveling ... !

BELOW: Keep reading for movie nudity, Michael Che's vendetta, tennis short-shorts, Prince Charles bitch-slaps the Pences without saying a word ...

ABOVE: The GayVNs looked fun, if you were Sean Zevran!

BELOW: Keep reading for a killer model, Tulsi's novel new way to raise campaign funds, a Monty Python passing and more ...

ABOVE: Thigh. I mean ... sigh.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot celeb son, Trump's troubles escalate (THERE. ARE. TAPES.), a dragtastic new show and more ...

ABOVE: That image should be the response anytime someone tells you, “Okay, Boomer.”

BELOW: Keep reading for Jonas undies, Kanye's continued betrayal of LGBTQ people, why Bernie's no longer a Dem-hater and more ...