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BELOW: Keep reading for hot models, Amy Coney Barrett's bullshit, a Long Island gay bashing over shoes, Fauci vs. Trump, Trump workin' it to the Village People and more end-of-the-world scenarios ...

ABOVE: Pence is full of shit.

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BELOW: Keep reading for Schitt's Creek's historic wins, Trump designating NYC, Portland and Seattle “anarchist jurisdictions,” Katharine McPhee's Republicanism and more ...

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BELOW: Keep reading for Jason Dottley's good dick, Trump's dishonoring of missing war vets, the politicization of the CDC, Newsom sounds the climate-change alarm, Tulsi pretends she saw Cuties and more ...

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BELOW: Keep reading for Andy Cohen's dirty trick against Anderson Cooper's titties, Melania's former bestie taped her racist ass and more ...

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BELOW: Keep reading for an eyeful of models, Scalise putting words into a disabled activist's mouth, Trump's plan to blow up the country (yeah, literally) and more ...

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BELOW: Keep reading for the hardest question ever, what Congress may do about Trump's election fraud, Trump's brother dies (missed it by that much) and more ...