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ABOVE: A closer look at Dekkoo's Big Boys here:

BELOW: Keep reading for Luther Vandross, male cheerleaders, the Cybertruck bomber and more ...

ABOVE: I will never tire of surprising people with Dabney Coleman's ass.

BELOW: Keep reading for a tragic death, hot guys galore, VP Harris doing her duty and more ...

I'm carrying a torch for him. (Image via Facebook)

ABOVE: The human race is still progressing when it's sitting around and coming up with reasons to send that down a runway just for fun.

BELOW: Keep reading for the return of gay bookstores, a gay hate crime conviction and more ...

ABOVE: Oh, he knows he's cute.

BELOW: Keep reading for Trump looking to poach a Dem, tennis butt and more ...

ABOVE: HBD to Don Johnson, hottest trade ever.

BELOW: Keep reading for that Trump movie, gay history and more ...

ABOVE: 79 and fiiiine.

BELOW: Jockstraps and democracy ...

ABOVE: My Facebook pal Glenn Scarpelli is here to show us that not all teen heartthrobs come to unsavory endings, and that sometimes — titties are forever. Glow-up!

BELOW: Keep reading for fat butts, a gay asshole who voted GOP and is now whining, why the new Village People suck (but not like THAT), plus more ...

ABOVE: Good fit.

BELOW: Keep reading for a hot runner, Mace's pro-trans past and more ...