ABOVE: My Facebook pal Glenn Scarpelli is here to show us that not all teen heartthrobs come to unsavory endings, and that sometimes — titties are forever. Glow-up!

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ABOVE: Good fit.

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ABOVE: Legendary photographer Charles Moniz is moving to Bluesky.

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ABOVE: Anytime Marc Samuel speaks, it's worth hearing.

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ABOVE: Never seen Eating Raoul or Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills?! You're missing out.

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Warburton (L) with the late Oliver Reed in the film Dragonard (1988) (Image via Cannon)

ABOVE: Happy 60th to Patrick Warburton!

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ABOVE: Leo DiCaprio is the big 5-0 today. Mind-boggling.

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ABOVE: He and others make up Kenneth's latest tennis-bro roundup.

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