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I would not hesitate to vote for him if he were the Democratic nominee, so I am not your enemy if you're a huge Bernie fan, but until that time, I have exactly zero excitement ...

ABOVE: Bow to the Booty King.

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ABOVE: Nyle DiMarco, on top of being hot, has also remade Ariana Grande's latest music video in ASL.

BELOW: Keep reading for a Mark Fisher Fitness tragedy, Howard Schultz gets heckled and more ...